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starsapart

my favorite thing about 101 dalmatians is that, when faced with the realization that there were now 101 dogs in their apartment, their reaction was “i guess we’re gonna need a bigger house” which is entirely illogical and exactly how i would respond in that situation 

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puckducky

Canes commentator 1: “There’s Eddie on the bench, sporting those new pads…”

Canes commentator 2: “Having real battle with that gum, it would appear!”

Canes commentator 1: “He’ll get through it. These are the things that challenge you in life and somehow you have the perseverance to get through.”

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i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

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vintar

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

this is extremely concerning and also very reassuring, thank you and please stop bringing pythons onto public transportation 

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Big muscle trans girls

reblog if you agree.

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snarlahazard

I heard U were talking about me?

Holy shit. :3

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lady-feral

Fine, fine.  I’ll play.

YESSSSS

Can I play?

I may not be as impressive as the other wonderful women in this post, but I still have some muscle!

I reblogged this post yesterday or the day before thinking something along the lines of “wow these women are so gorgeous and ripped and I wish my muscles were that big but since then these pictures came into existence

and like maybe this post is EXACTLY where I belong. 

Look at these strong ass women!

My poor gay heart can’t handle this. I am smol, throw me over your shoulder and carry me to Valhalla.

I’ve never seen women like me represented before!! This is me!

AHHH YOUR MUSCLES ARE SO NICE

I AM SO HERE FOR THIS

100% here for this holy shit you are all ass-kickingly gorgeous

Being trans and shying away from working out because “muscles aren’t feminine” despite enjoying it this means a lot to me

GORGEOUS BUFF LADIES YAAAASSSSSS

Where can I find a lovely strong lady of my very own? Y'all are amazing ♡

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