It's A Trap

Judge magazine, July 1926

pov: you’re in the passenger seat, hand-feeding the driver fries like a wild horse

This is all way more important than you’d think. Russia is leading a post-truth disinformation campaign designing to obscure what they’re doing (even arguing that Ukraine is invading Russia!) so being as accurate as you can be is already a form of resistance

The queen is taking too long to die. I think we should send Christopher Eccleston in

wats he doin

His best

you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave

MONEYBAGSHFHHJHS

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CHOKEDDD

cinematic parallels

Strike three

your new gender is whatever you last ate (u r what u eat.)

george lucas really combined lasers, wizard knights, space, political thrillers and full house on crack and we all just hyperfixated on it huh

Deep down we all want to bite someone hard as shit. Jaw power on 100% for like 5 to 8 seconds. Just once.

Rend a little flesh.

Rend some flesh!!! Just once!!!

Bite bite kill kill!! 🐺

the princess bride for the modern era: everything is exactly the same but westley is a hot butch

I love high divorce rates I love separate bank accounts i love prenups and I love leaving literally any situation these are all societal goods

I also love abortion and birth control

what is everyone currently reading🤨🤨

this post

you’re in his dms i’m in his backyard jumping on his trampoline he’s not even home do you want to come over

also attractiveness in the modern age is determined by looking perfect for images but not any allure or personality. remember when people were weird looking but attractive bc they were confident and had sex appeal and it didnt matter that their faces were not symmetrical

HATE when covid canonically exists within the tv universe. dont u know i'm using u for escapism

my new belief is that love should make you feel both held and free

love is both the seat belt and the car