I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

@cryptonature​​ Man do I have good news for you!

Also! Bonus frog!

So talented

if that’s your himbo, then why did he come to my bridge and ask to solve my riddles three? like, what is he doing here? he says he doesn’t even want to cross to the other side! and i can tell he’s not going to be able to answer any of them correctly, which means i’ll be contractually obligated to spirit him away. i barely get paid enough from this gig to survive on my own, i can’t take care of a beefcake like him! PLEASE come get him

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

This is Margaret when she opens that email

there's a lot happening right here

i, and i cannot stress this enough, fucking love tumblr

Shop is open!

The spring kitsune masks are new revamps of the originals, with flowers and pastel colors for spring! There's also a red/black/white set that matches with the originals.

Also restocked the ghost dragons. gooey eye pins, ghosts, and shouganai pin

Shop will be open until April 30st!

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People don’t care as much as your anxiety thinks they do

*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

i’m so sick of news articles that look like this 

it builds itself up like OKAY WE FOUND THESE DEVASTATING RESULTS

and then you go in to look and you find it had a sample size of 40 

and then you’re like okay, what was the fantastic difference between these 40 people when sleeping with and without a dog

and the article is like

…so you get through it and you’re like you’re trying to tell me you think this is substantial in any capacity, this 40 sample size 3% difference ass bullshit??????????? you fucking shitforbrick bad at math fake ass science losers?

these scientists hate dogs

Your sample sizes are small your standard deviations are high your conclusion means nothing and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

Light-Up Chandelier Earrings // Diana Caldarescu on Etsy

so, I had an idea—

let me present to you; a my neighbor Totoro reference with TFA bumblebee and bulkhead

Originally posted on Patreon.

Had requests for some zutara. here are rough concept sketches for a leopard seal Katara and a short finned betta for Zuko.

AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people’s lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it’ll net her a baby. she hasn’t got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she’s doing pretty well for herself.

1) after a while her habit of swooping in at the last minute to save the day gets her a rep as a legit superhero. she’s like ‘no you don’t understand. I Am Not Nice. I’m doing this for very selfish reasons - stop praising me you don’t get it’

2) ‘I’m starting to think that destiny must be a real thing. there’s no other explanation for how many of my surprises are dogs. destiny is real and destiny wants me to have dogs for some reason.’

Okay but her doing this beFORE Geralt does it and when she finds out that he only had to invoke the law of surprise ONCE to get a baby she goes absolutely feral on him. Just dead silent, furious, finally starts pulling off her jewelry like, “bard, hold my earrings.”

Yennefer: actually can I trade your child surprise for some of my dog surprises

Geralt: um

Yennefer: how many dogs equals one child. how about 10? 10 dogs.

Geralt: I don’t think this is how the law of surprise works

Jaskier: Geralt’s child surprise is a princess so I’d say she’s worth at least 20 dogs

Yennefer: how about 15? I can do you 15. 

Geralt: no.

Jaskier: but Geralt…. so many puppies Geralt

*a portal opens. dozens upon dozens of dogs come spilling out, racing around and clearly having a great time*

Villain of the week: ??????

Geralt: oh good! Yennefer’s here

Jaskier, yelling through portal: hi Yennefer!

Villain of the week: ????????????????????????

“It’s one human baby, Geralt. How much could it be, like 10 dogs?”

antiabortion fuckers: i’m pro-life! i just want to maximize life, i want to save kids! that’s why i support the supreme court striking down roe v. wade.

reality: