Avatar

watch me drown

@amyoswin-blog / amyoswin-blog.tumblr.com

i am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes, and the dreamer of improbable dreams.
Avatar
reblogged

Rural Questions #1

Does everybody else know that children’s song about eating bees  or was that exclusive to my area

wait that sounds familiar how does it go

(Gather children in a large circle)

 *with hands clasped*:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M

brINGING home a baby bumblebee

won’t my mama be so proud of me

I’M BRINGIN HOME A BABY BUMBLEBEE

OUCH! it stung me

*while smushing hands together*:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M

squishING up a baby bumblebee

wON’T my mama be so proud of me

I’M SQUISHING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

EW! it’s all over me

*with tongue out, pretending to lick hands*:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M

LICKing up a baby bumblebee

wON’T my mama be so proud of me

I’M LICKING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

GROSS! It’s inside me

OPTIONAL:

*Bent over and heaving*:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M

BARFING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

wON’T my mama be so proud of me

I’M PUKING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

YUCK! it’s all over me!

BONUS LINE:

(Taking it back to third)

*while smushing hands together*:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M

LICKing UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

what in the hell why would your mother be proud of you for eating bees what the fuck is this?

Avatar
kreebby

YES, WE HAD THIS IN NEW JERSEY. IS THIS NOT A THING?

Avatar
emlorark

We had it in Southern California! I’ll admit that I’ve sung it to people who have never heard it and they think it is VERY weird.

Avatar
mckitterick

Not anywhere I lived. Though my mother did sing to me when I was a little boy, “What do you do with a drunken sailor.”

I sang this as a kid. In Norfolk, Virginia in the mid-80’s.

We had slightly different lyrics. “Squish squish squish squish squish” in descending notes.

Avatar
tomthefanboy

Confirmed for 1980s Oregon, Portland’s West Side.

Avatar
packetdancer

1980’s Seattle had this too.

Avatar
mizkit

1970s rural Alaska on board.

Avatar
lilisonna

Confirmed for N. Georgia in the late 70s and in 2015 as the (much longer) version is still popular at girl scout camps.

Yeah that one’s pretty much Universal Americana. Unsure if they have it in other countries, but it isn’t rural and it’s in every region of the US. 

Avatar
pterawaters

We had it in the Midwest, but the bee guts got wiped off on shirts, not eaten, lol.

We had that one in the north of England, or something very like it…

Avatar
duckwhatduck

on the bus on every school trip, oh yes we did

picking up my baby bumblebee

won’t my mum be ever so pleased with me

picking up my baby bumblebee

OW! it stung me!

and then

licking up…

sicking up…

sweeping up…

I had totally forgotten about this!

Yes, also for Cape Cod in Massachusetts in the late 80s and through the 90s.

Northeast Massachusetts confirming, also late 80s-90s. First time I sang that to my kids in daycare, though, my fellow teacher (same age as me but from Florida) had no idea what it was and was APPALLED.

Confirmed for NW Connecticut in the 90s (probably 80)

Confirmed 90’s middle Georgia

Confirmed for 90′s Chicago.

There was this fascinating article about “children culture” that was floating around that I reblogged and is in my archives somewhere 

Confirmed for 1980’s Indiana.

Confirmed for late 80s-early 90s Maryland.

Confirmed for early 80s Seattle.

Avatar
meravhoffman

Confirming for early 80’s southern Ontario.

Avatar
marcmagus

We had this in 80s suburban New York, although I don’t think I ever encountered the eating the bee verse.

NYC 1970s, totally with the eating the bee

Avatar
samyazaz

We had it in Northern California in the late 80s, though with the wiping-off variant, definitely no eating.

Slight lyrical variants (eating, not licking, puking, not barfing (only sung when we were feeling particularly daring)) and there weren’t any particular movements for it as implied here, but confirmed for early-to-mid-90s in Maine.

Confirming for Midwest area in the early 2000s.

also confirmed for mid-90s england (north west) i used to love this song omg

Jesus Christ almighty Arizona is fucking weird but apparently not as weird as like most of the US. I’ve never heard the song WTF

Add Delaware to the list I remember this song 

Avatar
fabqueen1000

Yep, I’m second proof of why Delaware needs to be added.

Confirming for Pennsylvania. We also had cleaning up the barfed bee. Also, I’m pretty sure we called it throwing up, not barfing.

1990's massachusetts!

Avatar
Avatar
vethox

Look at your wrist, see the blueish veins? The blood flowing through them contains hemoglobin, a protein that has four iron atoms incorporated into its structure. Iron is only naturally produced in one place, it can only be forged in the core of dying stars.

Every time you look at your veins, remember that you are built from, and kept alive by, pieces of stardust.

Source: vethox
Avatar

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did
I feel like minor acts of kindness and good intentions are really important on days like this. 
Avatar
reblogged

I’ve been seeing a lot of follow forevers, and as meaningful as those are, there are only a select few I will follow forever, because let’s be real, blog styles change, and therefore I cannot promise forever. Because of this, I have decided to do a mutual appreciation instead. I hadn’t realized how many awesome mutuals I had until I did this. Thank you, you all mean the world to me. <3

The Pack // You’re my friends, my people, my squad goals; 

Alex; @jessicajonvs | The Helena to my Sarah; My twin sestra, my everything. I’m so glad we started talking all those months ago. Out of everything I’ve done on this site, meeting you is the best part. Together, we have brought together one of the best group of friends I could’ve ever asked for. Thank you for following me into the deepest depths of my random fangirl feels since Day 1.
Cara; @hawkvyes | The Clarke to my Bellamy; you’re such a lovely little shit, god bless. You mean so much to me, and your daily presence in my life makes it that much more wonderful. Thank you for withstanding my Bellarke and CS feels, even though you don’t understand them (yet). 
Jo; @lohgbottom | The Ten to my Rose; I don’t understand how you’re able to stand all of my ramblings when you’re at the other end of the planet. But somehow, we still find a way to be present in each other’s lives on a daily basis. Thank you for accepting my crazy attitude and embracing it, and for making graphics awesome enough to make me jealous.
Dani; @ifitweremyfantasy | The Bilbo to my Thorin; out of all of us, you’re the one who has to deal with me the most, because we almost have no fandoms in common, But, that hasn’t stopped our blooming friendship. Thank you for being awesome, and continue being that way forever. 
Soph; @commanderlinctavia / @foreverswan | The Emma to my Killian; Sophia, you’re my true CS and Bellarke go-to girl. You understand my shipper feels the most. Thank you for watching and liveblogging OUAT episodes with me at crazy hours, and for being the reason I can live through any feels these shows throw at us. We’ll most likely die together in the seasons to come, and I’m happy about that.
Mag; @benedictcumberbatch | The Pietro to my Wanda; although you’re new to the pack, I couldn’t’ve asked for a better new friend. My country sister, you’re the one in this large group of people that can understand my Canada references, and you’ve already wormed your way into my heart. 
Mahema; @putitinaloveheart | The Mariokart Loser; We’ve been friends for a while now, and I still cherish every conversation we have. We can talk about really silly things, or serious matters as well, which makes our friendship so special. One day, we will play Mariokart together, and I will beat you.
Liz; @zetakirsch | The Patate to my Tomate; together, we could conquer Canada with our stupid jokes. I mean, what haven’t we joked about at this point? You’re awesome, Eden Bemisia. Thank you for being there when I want to be ridiculous to the point of insanity. May we farm potatoes forever.
Meg; @bellamyheartsclarke | The Bellarke fanatic; When you were new to Tumblr, you somehow found your way to my blog, and we’ve been friends ever since. Thank you for being there for me, and for making all those wonderful aesthetics. You hold a dear place in my heart.

The Lovelies // Your presence on my dash means everything to me;

@aleclightwode = @amelieaponds = @bellamysgirl = @bellblake = @betterblake = @bobmorleyisking = @bodyguardianangel = @brightamelia = @captnbellamy = @chaoticbellamy = @chiefbellamy = @clarasapprentice = @clarasgoodbye = @clarkesgriffinss = @coffeeclara = @commanderbellarke = @cosmiclaras = @cuteclara = @dreamyclara = @dropshipp = @eveharlow = @fuckitykidneys = @havillird = @helptwelve = @hotchocolatewithkillian = @imhookedonaswan = @lenfaz = @lexaclarke = @magncta = @montythegreenbean = @mythicalbellamy = @octavih = @oswinsoswald = @princessmcchanic = @punkrockclara = @queenravens = @royalblakes = @selflessbellamy = @skaikrubell = @snowflakesaviour = @strongblake = @thatexactleaf = @travelintimeandspace = @trigedakrubellamy = @uhmurphy

Mutuals // Thank you for being with me; 

a - f

@ailaikmonti = @allisonagrnt = @aloyosa = @amidahlas = @amyoswin = @arkprisoner = @arkstation = @azkabangs = @bansheemrtin = @belamygrifin = @bellamysbiceps = @bellamyblac = @bellamyblakeish = @bellamysparamore = @bellamysprincesse = @bellarkerevolution = @bellarkism = @bellsmax = @blueboxofmemories = @bobbigriffin = @boykingbellamy = @brraveprincess = @buckyasfucky = @cabeswhater = @candycanekillian = @capaldi-kisses = @casfollowedahoneybee = @cassiospeia = @clarkesfire = @clarysfrayz = @cllrkegriffin = @cloneclubsestra = @cupcakeclarke = @clarafknoswald = @claraosjwald = @claraoswinoswald = @cuddlyheda = @daenarystorms = @dannepink = @donnaknoble = @dreamaboutmepond = @dreamerjojen = @dreamyoswald = @eichenlydiamartin = @elcventh = @emma-swan = @expellairmus = @festiveten = @femaleactorsunite = @finnickeodair = @fireflytardis 

g - n

@galifreyanstars = @grounderstiles = @hartnellss = @hayleiyatwell = @hereforbiclara = @hermioneshour = @hiddenpolkadots = @hissaviourqueen = @hook-come-back-to-me = @hugsbellarke = @illuminatidodgeball = @impossible-whouffle = @impossiblleclara = @jasperjordan = @jedirev = @jemmasengineer = @jenmorrisn = @jessikcajones = @jinglebellandclarke = @jinglejemma = @jinglesnitches = @justa-captainswanshipper = @jxnnacolemxn = @khaleesiemma = @kilanjones = @killians = @killiansfairytale = @leaderblake = @leiaorganaas @llydiastiles = @loyalbellxmy = @lydiamrtun = @kkiitsune = @lordmxrphy = @lovelyoswin = @lydiamxrtn = @middlemistvalley = @millenniumfalco = @ministryofmaglc = @missyfelicity = @motherbellamy = @mydearory = @netflix-is-my-lyfe

o - #

@ochtavias = @octaviaofthegroundpeople = @odonorude = @oetaviablake = @officeradamruzek = @ollyhooper = @oktievia = @oncomingstorm = @oodair = @paradoxesandblueboxes  = @patcroclus = @pclyjuicepotion = @prosciuttoe = @queencas = @queenclxrke = @queenofeverytardis = @ravenreyus = @rayvenreyes = @ridingbellamyblake = @rogersvsbarnes = @roselooksintothetardis = @rosetylr = @royalsansa = @rrileybllue = @sailorkillian = @sansapond = @saviourblake = @saviourfray = @sheynondoah = @shutupmxrphy = @skye-heda = @skywankers = @snowblaikes = @snowflakeginny = @snowykilllian = @souffllegirl = @soullesshunters = @svnsbaks = @swans-hero = @swantardis = @targayrens = @the-ships-to-rule-them-all = @thetaleofcaptainswan = @timelordtheta = @tinselblake = @tinselclexa = @tomdriddle = @tomyclarke = @twelfthdoctor = @vcldemort = @wcnhedas = @withabowtie = @yourethe-hero = @100yearsofbellarke

💜💜💜

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.