They are studying us in petri dishes

haggard from her battle (psychologically terrorizing my mom’s golden retriever for hours) the warrior (inbred 9 pound cat) cautiously trods towards the celebratory banquet (Rae Dunn bowl full of kibble)

who remembers barbie as the princess and the pauper? now THAT’S a movie that deserves a broadway-bound stage adaptation. the barking cat might be hard to cast but it’s a challenge i’d be willing to take on

Okay but to add onto this, you can go and get the original voice actor for Preminger since not only does Martin Short look like his character, but he has also been in multiple Broadway shows [goodbye girl, Little Me revival and his own show, Fame Becomes Me] and while he can’t break his legs to do some of the kicks Prem does, you can’t replace Marty with anyone else as Preminger.

I need this so badly. I would die.

An Appreciation Post for the Absolute God, Preminger

First of all, look at that face

Prominent chin. Dashing nose. Starry eyes. Powerful powdered wig. Your mcm could never.

Then you see his outfit. My god, what an iconic ensemble.

Gold edges. Maroon undershirt. Purple coat. Green tinged pants. And. It. Works. Can any of your “fashion icons” pull this look off? I didn’t think so.

Not to mention. His HEELS

Purple trim to match his outfit. Simple yet classy. Thick heel for SUPPORT cuz a bitch be walking

And have you seen his KICKS?

Poise. Grace. Flexibility. All dancers rn are WISHING they could be Preminger.

Not only that, but he 👏 got 👏 money 👏

A man who can PROVIDE.

And this bitch knows he’s a god. Look at his self confidence.

Damn right you are, Preminger. Damn right you are.

And he doesn’t take shit from no one. He is a god and knows he should be treated as such

Finally, and most importantly, his “AH!“s.

Iconic.

If you don’t love and worship Preminger by now, then I’m afraid you’re a simpering simpleton. Beg for your forgiveness, for he is the only god who will hear your prayer.

I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes

God I wish that were me

Why am I obsessed with Barbie movies now

Sorry I can’t come I’m too exhausted because I used up all my energy today restraining myself from slapping Julians fat juicy ass into the next dimension

Why is my cum carbonated

the fossils mechanic is kinda weird I must admit

it makes me real fucking emo to think of how Iroh always refers to Zuko as “Prince Zuko”. Not out of some false stuck-up sense of formality or to distance himself emotionally or something, but because Zuko has been kicked out of his home by his own father and stripped of his identity, has lost his birthright and nation and entire sense of self in one terrible blow, and all he really has left is his name and title, as defamed and mocked as it is. Iroh is probably the only person in the world to address Zuko as “Prince” and actually mean it. His nephew needs to believe he can return home, needs to maintain some scrap of hope to keep him going. The only time Iroh slips up is and just calls him “Zuko” is when he thinks Zuko’s been killed in the ship explosion.

similarly, it makes me real fucking emo to think of how Zuko only ever calls Iroh “Uncle”. Not Prince, not General, not the Dragon of the West, not even just Iroh – he calls him uncle. Because Iroh is the only member of his family who Zuko trusts enough to let his guard down completely. He knows he won’t be punished for being informal or vulnerable around him, knows that calling him “uncle” will never be misconstrued as a sign of disrespect. Even at his angriest, Zuko addresses Iroh as “Uncle”. In the end, his uncle is the only person with whom he feels truly safe.

skyrim is bad because it didnt let me marry that dark elf that i found in a ditch, who then proceeded to take like 8000 gold from me to hire men to send to their deaths, sent me enough letters to make the courier sick of him, summoned an ancient spirit that yeeted him across a burial chamber, and made a snide comment about me being dragged into a monster energy flavoured hell dimension after i saved his ass. he was fucking disgusting and hes the only person in the game i respect

with that said, i really do like the actual man i married in skyrim, who bragged about how he doesnt associate himself with criminals and then proceeded to make me break into someones house, immediately asked me, a known criminal, if i was down to get married and i said yes because i wanted to see if the friends i murdered would have their corpses spawn at our wedding. we now live in markarth where i hunt the guards for sport and drag their bodies to doorstep of my house like some kind of horrible elf cat

This is why I wish skyrim was an mmo so I could murder your character

have the crimes ive committed against skyrim and her people enough to warrant your wrath ? your fury ? you believe youre the one who gets to kill me ? to see the life drain from my eyes ? the arrogance. the audacity. youre the next body to be discarded at the door to my pitiful markarth home

Her name is Kaylen Ward. Thanks legend!

:/ Great for her for helping tho!! Sex workers are dope asf!!!!

the 17th century was called ‘the golden age of piracy’ and now that i’m reading about it it’s really not surprising that piracy appealed to so many people

like, you get to be gay, do crimes, and you have health insurance? well then, just call me jolly roger and pass the rum lads

an example of “weaponized identity politics” is stating that people should support a woman who oversaw a cia torture program because it will address the cia’s gender problem and help women’s empowerment.

when used correctly, identity politics can acknowledge historical inequities that exist between different identities and critique systems of oppression. however, ignoring someone’s actions and politics in order to cynically weaponize their identity is just another attempt to maintain the status quo whilst pretending to care about representation.

celebrating gina haspel as a feminist icon requires dismissing and dehumanizing yet again the people who were systematically tortured by the cia.