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The Birds Word

@hawkg15-blog / hawkg15-blog.tumblr.com

I have no idea what I'm doing
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Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!

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If you want to be my lover U gotta get with my ideals of feminism and racial equality

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ponyluvr17

How entitled of you.

lmao yes how dare people want to be treated like human beings.

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hawkg15-blog

What are we? A society based on superficials and archaic ideals of man and woman... "Schoffs"

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tsukidaisy

I love working at amazon during the holidays because you get to see all of the things people order for Christmas. It’s fun thinking that the little froggy rainboots you just shipped out will make some toddler miles away squeal with delight, or the earrings you just stuck in a box will earn a kiss. 

but then you box a huge black dildo shaped like a fist.

well to be fair that’ll make someone squeal too

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hawkg15-blog

Especially if you swap packages;p

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void-sky

*gay intensifies*

are you saying there are people so gay they’re unable to be seen by humans

asexuals, pansexuals, bisexuals, and aromantics

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hawkg15-blog

I know you've already seen this but it makes sense nagemrekciw

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a-m-nights

when someone draws something just for you

This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of amonia poisoning. It’s basically suffocating in it’s own waste.

The more you know.

You must be fun at parties.

when someone draws something for me i die of amonia poisoning 

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"What is shipping?"

I’m laughing forever thanks Kakashi

Where’s that gif of Deadpool walking up to Spider-Man at comic con while he’s posing for pictures and just linking their fingers together?

this is pure gold

the first gif is you getting your otp together. the second is you shipping yourself with a character. 

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My boyfriend explains how periods work.

Him: So, for a month your uterus is all like "oh! We might have a visitor! Let's make everything all welcoming and comfortable in here with soft cozy pillows" and then a month goes by and the visitor never shows up. You uterus gets mad. Real mad. "We spend so much time planning...and not even a phone call! Throw it all away! I never want to see these pillows again!" So all the pillows fall out of your vagina.
Him: Except the pillows are made of blood.
Him: that's the bad part.
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