Yeah Brutus, don't play with your stupid knife.
✨ Puppies ✨
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✨ Bepo ✨
I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
Fem Astarion sketchdump because.., i needed this okay...
“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention
hard agree with these tags specifically
🐍 • Always the scholar
BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
Ryan Gosling for GQ
Margot Robbie wearing Barbie inspired looks + their commercials
Robin Jason is like an anime girl doing cute expression but drenched with someone's blood on their whole body
#mood
y'all nathalie drives me so feral. she was some kind of professional treasure hunter / archeological looter who hunted magical artifacts, trained in martial arts and with a crossbow, who got hired by a some rich couple that was having difficulty conceiving. and then while going on a worldwide journey w them, hunting for some magical artifacts that could give them a child, she goddamn?? fell in love with them? ???? and then after she helped them find two miraculouses, they were just like "hey thanks for helping us make a magical son, ms tomb raider. wanna come manage a fashion company" and she was so thirsty for them she was just like. yeah. okay. sure.
cut to 14 years later and she has now engaged in supervillainy and beat up some catboy and argued about how the magical son likes his pancakes and attempted to murder the husband w a crossbow. the couple is dead now and she's just their son's mom now??? also the magical son is the catboy she beat up
@sabertoothwalrus ALKSJFKLSAJFKLSA JFK ST OP LMAAOO
westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself
oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why
Controversial take but if you wrote a novel about two women falling in love and you changed one of them into a man you would have the most enormous smash hit of a romance book on your hands
Maybe because I met like 15 butch lesbians who are the real life equivalent of the ideal male romance lead and I have yet to meet a man who fits the archetype.
Ladies do you want a man who reads you classical novels when you can’t sleep? Bakes cakes, knits sweaters and is able to remodel your bathroom? Good with animals, kids and has a career they’re passionate about? Handsome but not vain? Sweet, sensitive but charmingly rough around the edges? A good conversationalist? Well that’s not a man, that’s my friend Jennifer
when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest
Michelle K, I Know I Deserve More