anyone interested in seeing 6 new frogs

me, watching my girls grow and prosper in the credit scenes of Before the Storm:

me, a broken fool, watching the very last credit scene of Before the Storm:

this made me cry really hard

wow

YOOOO why this make me so emotional????

FUCK. I’ve done this exercise before, but it’s been factors like “if you’re male”, “if you’re able-bodied”, etc. Putting it in these terms is somehow more powerful because it shows the consequences of those kinds of privileges. And then when he says, “None of these statements have anything to do with anything any of you have done” … ugh, I started crying. It’s like the “It’s not your fault” scene; as kids we internalize all this shit as somehow our fault. And the looks on the faces on the guys in back. Fuck.

Brilliant … It’s not just a poignant metaphor, not just the visualization of the metaphor  …

but the emotional impact of the metaphor by showing the real-life reactions of real-life people as they have their individual epiphany about the ramifications of the metaphor. Just brilliant …

Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

no

This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage

can’t wait for netflix’s next big original film

New Year’s Eve 2017 will be the only day when every adult was born in the 1900’s, and every minor was born in the 2000’s.

that is when we attack

i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

While you were at elf practice I studied the blade

i love jess

Love u too

Hi my name is jess

Hey my name is Jess and i have no brain yes