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you're rosencrantz & guildenstern. that's enough.

@halles-comet / halles-comet.tumblr.com

It might be a terrible novel, but it was no longer going to be a terrible unfinished novel.
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When my dad visited we went to see Taylor Tomlinson perform and she made a joke about how people my/her age take coming out really seriously like "let me get the right chris colfer song queued up" and my father laughed so hard people looked at him and I was like "do you even know who that is" and he went "halle, you and your sister played that goddamn defying gravity song one hundred times an hour growing up and i am an active father"

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There’s a guy who sets up an event tent at random spots in my neighborhood offering professional knife sharpening and I love the idea that people would just walk/drive by while carrying their knives. what video game is this dude living in

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TTPD wasn't my favorite of her albums HOWEVER Clara Bow guts me! In 1921 and 1975 and 2006 there's a girl who America decides embodies the perfect ideal of feminine fame and little by little they will eat her alive! and in ten years there will be a new one and no one will have learned anything! singing your own name at the very end of a song is fucking jarring! reminds the listener that you're just one in a long list and thirty-four isn't selling like nineteen does! fuck man! insert gif of lady gaga bleeding out at the VMAs!

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The thing is Friday Night Lights is not a sports TV show. It is about sisterhood. And the war. And Billy Riggins being completely unequipped to parent his weird gay brother.

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Due to the popularity of the show the news in Los Angeles did a segment today on where the actual fallout shelters that were installed in 1961 are around the city and apparently the closest to me is all the way in goddamn DTLA. I’d rather just radiate tbh

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Not to alarm anyone but I think my career is going to send me into a breakdown of the nervous variety

like i'm a real tough kid i can handle my shit etc but no little girl dreams of growing up and having to write nine propaganda articles in the space of a week

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okay putting ethan hawke and josh charles in the music video was very funny. they're not even the dead poet in the society

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me stressing about the rent increase: this sucks i wish i was taylor swift. no I don't what am I saying

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This really isn’t the point but why do all the fallout ghouls still have ears. that’s cartilage city too, baby

I think it’s because Amazon really wasn’t going to pay for an additional four hours in make-up after they spent all that money on mid-century sweater sets

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This really isn’t the point but why do all the fallout ghouls still have ears. that’s cartilage city too, baby

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Other single people are imprinting on “the prophecy” but actually “the bolter” is about me and also about Hawkeye Pierce

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