today when chatting with a student about bad media that we nonetheless are weirdly captivated by I said that Supernatural fills that role for me and he said “I kind of figured” so I’m never going to fully recover from that
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your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan
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ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back
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[ID: a photo of the back of a metal street sign. drawn on the sign in black marker is an illustration of wired earbuds. this drawing is labeled "hedphon." End ID]
can I show u guys my favorite graffiti ever
also I know I am not exactly breaking new ground with this observation but. what a ?!?!?! movie
last night I watched Elvis and remembered one of my favorite Mormon urban legends, which is that Elvis was planning to convert to Mormonism around the time that he died
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yesterday was, according to her shelter paperwork, esme's birthday. she is 8!!
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esme is mad at me bc i took her blanket to wash it. i had to do this bc she barfed on it
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if you have an aquarium or fish tank...tell your fish i love them
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when this website dies im moving to google classroom and i expect all my followers to join and regularly complete the assignments i make
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JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?
shipping
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Why are these captions so funny to me
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sorry just btw hymns arent meant to be sung by one really good singer theyre meant to be sung by a bunch of shitty singers. if i hear one more person doing too much fancy shit trying to perform silent night and they just end up destroying the whole vibes im killing someone
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imagining a world where askjeeves won out as the most popular search engine so people having arguments online end up saying stuff like "literally just ask jeeves about this, it's not hard"