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Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.

@boootycreed

23. Canadian.
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after my surgery the nurse was telling me how and when to mositurize my scars, and she said in these exact words, "whatever you do, do not let your nipples dry out."

And all I can think about ever since is that as a gameplay tip during a video game loading screen

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neproxrezi

This is the loading screen you see as you come out of anesthesia after top surgery.

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light could’ve saved his skin if he just grew a sack and looked at gay porn while under surveillance. that actually warrents setting up traps for. who looks at still images of women in bikinis and think yeah that’ll make me nut. no one. that’s why L was like what kind of mormon shit is this kid on he’s definitely killing people

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honestly if you put some weird chip in your brain because elon musk told you to then you probably deserve whatever comes after that

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new experiment: raising a child on only epic rap battles of history in place of all other entertainment. no hypothesis going in, just curious to see what happens

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