Laios is absolutely the kind of guy where you’re like “oh this dude is completely a virgin and has no idea about anything” and then one day over dinner when folks are snickering at dirty jokes they think he doesn’t get he just says “I know what fisting is” and takes another big bite of sandwich
my favorite thing about this post is all the people who chose to use the default icon defending themselves in the notes like no stop it just put a picture up
Loving this energy
*wipes tear* they learn tumblr culture so fast . . . the spite . . . the malicious compliance of it all . . . I'm so proud
This is actually very normal human behavior. It's just that most people (in the USA) think "Jesus strengthens me" instead of "I am a pikmin, dandori time"
This is literally why stories and fantasy are so useful to humans. We cannot tackle every mundane challenge with enthusiasm, and facing against profoundly daunting tasks can be deeply demoralizing, and you don’t get to feel cool or heroic for filing 400 pieces of paperwork.
We arm ourselves with stories and fantasy, so that the laundry can become a charming hurdle to overcome, and the daunting stack of bills is the leviathan we the brave knights must slay.
Humans have always been like this. So many cultures have stories or mythology or even rituals about literally embodying another being better suited to the challenge one currently faces.
Stories are armor. Stories are fuel.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"
Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024
the pink room ☀ in your orbit, but outta your league
Illustrations for my own fic lol
‘The grave of the Russian composer Alfred Schnittke in Novodevichye Cemetery in Moscow is surmounted by a stone on which is engraved a rest beneath a fermata with a triple forte noted at the bottom: A very, very loud extended silence.’
- John Biguenet, Silence (London: Bloomsbury, 2015), p.49.
The fermata suggests the indicated notation (in this case, a rest) is to continue at the discretion of the conductor. When the chosen conductor arrives, Alfred Schnittke will rise again.
roadhog is only in overwatch because if he was in something good he'd become the new sex symbol of our time and the beauty industry would be turned on its head
English added by me :)
ur so right though
Ghost photo shoot on Popestar 2016 Tour - October 11, 2016
[📸 - Dana Zuk Photography]
Friendly neighborhood Satanic Rat-man
obvs acab but the scottish police force have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
ocs. have you guys heard about this?
no whats that
you can make up a guy... no one can stop you
big if true
Boston trans girls searching for a name should know that you get free lifetime admission to the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum if your name is Isabella
hang on fact checking this
ok yeah this is true, you may proceed
what is this from
the titanic
I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS
For all who celebrate man’s hubris!
this happens to me at least three times on a daily basis
and it's true
It's Always Sunny in Baldur's Gate
Another banger from eli_handle_b.wav
