Stick it in your juice box and suck it!

Dave Chappelle’s social commentary was always on a thousand.

when you get a new tablet and you CANT GET THE FUCKING PRESSURE TO WORK

when you get a new tablet and after HOURS OF SUFFERING AND CRYING YOU FINALLY GET THE PRESSURE TO WORK

when you dont have a tablet

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

fuck you charmin i didnt ask

the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets

i want to read this novel

I want to write this novel.

I want to edit this novel. Sounds like we have a plan.

I want to produce the movie

I’m directing the porn parody

I’m buying the porn parody

NO THIS IS SOME QUALITY CONTENT

A living legend.

Cartoon Network on a real level

Regular Show is always amazing

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

this is a giraffe