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I can’t even get a text back

If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’

when ur hoeing at 10 but have a cabinet meeting at 11

@birdloaf

i need a hug and six months of sleep

Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.

People who think periods are nbd are my favorite people. 

Also:

i hope the clintons get a cat again when (god willing) hillary wins it’s been TOO long since there’s been a cat in the white house:

i

love

socks!!!

she did a good job:

Agreed

Yes.

it’ll be good for people and good for cats

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

🐸☕️ This tea is too hot

Wow y'all really have Kim out here thinking that this is all her fault. That she deserved to be dragged out of her bed in the middle of the night, tied up, and thrown into a bathtub scared for her life, because of her wealth. 

 This “well she shouldn’t have…” done this or that victim, blaming mentality has absolutely got to stop. No one is doing this to you guys when you post whatever it is that you just got on IG. I don’t care how much you don’t like The Kardashians. Celebrities are humans too, and people should be able to have their belongings in peace, no matter how wealthy or poor. No one should be scared to live their life

i love physical touch.  like not even kissing and stuff just like.  sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with people i love it