*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*
Where the woman has equal agency in the relationship and the man heavily hints at getting pegged
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*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*
Where the woman has equal agency in the relationship and the man heavily hints at getting pegged
scream
“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific
can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what's going on in there
washing machine: open, honest, shows you how its cleaning your clothes
dishwasher: mysterious, untrustworthy, keeps its cleaning methods a secret
*befriends your bloodline and aids your family for generations to come*
why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?
has this been done before?
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
I am psyched
Cannot wait
Wearing men’s deodorant and watching the straight girls I work with faces’ become Confused and Attracted because I smell like a Hot Guy™ (their words) is a bisexual power move and you can’t tell me otherwise.
Plus, for the first couple of days you also feel constantly Confused and Attracted and where is the Hot Guy™? And then you realize that the Hot Guy™ was you all along.
scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,
EZRA MILLER for GQ Style (2018), ph. Yoshiyuki Matsumara.