what's up fuckers

toulouse-lautrec farcille 🕯

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*

All masked up

BABASOR

MEAT. created for loopdeloop’s Meat Theme.

i thought this post was lost forever but i finally found a screenshot on discord

what if birds fly

ideas for tumblr staff

3. stop banning Black people for no reason

4. stop suppressing posts about Palestine for no reason

reblog this version actually

girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

So called “free thinkers” the second Tumblr gives us cat paws

..BOOP!

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

person: thank you, that was very thoughtful of you.

me, humble, always deflecting compliments: actually, I wasn’t thinking of you at all. the benefit you derived was entirely incidental. I rarely think about you at all.