I-I want to… no…

… I NEED to do this…

halloween costume found

remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

SHIT

My favorite thing about these fake stories is that people structure them the exact same way.

It’s always like “I was minding my own business when SUDDENLY a hater came over and bullied me for no reason!”

Do Y'all Never Learn?

HOW DID I FORGET THIS ONE

What about the people on the bus, one of them was an undercover cop and everybody clapped

If y'all have any more fake stories to add, please be my guest

bonus: this post because it’s the funniest thing on this hellsite

Got this gem in my inbox the other day

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

“NEVER BEEN HAPPIER!!!! I LOVE MY WIFE!!”

me bouta cash the check of u and ya ugly ass wife

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

This is what the tea that was dumped into the Boston Harbor would have looked like. In the 1700s, tea was compressed into planks; a plank this size could last a person roughly a year. They would be bought in sections, and small slivers would be shaved off into the kettle every time somebody wanted to make a cup of tea.

(Source)

what the **** that’s so neat

So what you’re telling me is that they were Frisbeeing tea off the ships.

And THAT’S why it was such a big deal; they literally destroyed a couple decades worth of tea with each crate they tossed.

They dumped forty-six tons of the stuff into Boston Harbor; that’s worth $1.7 million USD adjusted for inflation.

People don’t protest like they used to smdh

#this tea

this is also fucking neat but someone censored my fucking swearing so i have to fucking put it back in this thread like who the fuck does that kind of shit and can i throw their fucking tea in the ocean for it

Can we still buy compressed tea?

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

You know she dead

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