Sarah

that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard

How do Red Pandas even survive in the wild?

I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE.

So much respect right now.

When bombs go off on national television.

how fat cats clean themselves

this is me 

This is almost definitely how I look when I shave.

This is really REALLY sad. Yes fat animals are cute to look at but their daily lives are NOT. You are in charge of your animals well being, and if they are too fat to clean themselves and they end up with a health issue because of it, that's on you. This makes me mad.

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

this the most accurate shit

yes

If you have not watched Parks and Rec, here is all you need to know: Season 1: Ehh, okay Season 2: Very good Season 3: AMAZING Season 4: AMAZING Season 5: AMAZING Season 6: AMAZING Season 7: AMAZING

"Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them

White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election

ALRIGHT so i’m INTENSELY curious as to how what device you’re looking at the dress on effects how you see it, so ive made a three question survey for people to fill out that essentially asks how you see the dress, how sure you are about that, and what device you’re using. I’d love for you to fill it out, because I’m really interested!

My husband and I checked all of our devices, it is blue and brown/dark gold. I believe the people who see white and gold automatically compensate for the uncomfortable lighting, where the blue/brown folk just see it as it is. (Not sure where black comes from though..) If you pull the photo into Photoshop you can eyedrop out the colors and get a pallette, which some folks have already done. Also if you change the white balance to warmer the dress starts to appear white and gold (as the warmth corrects the blue to white) this is probably what is happening in the heads of the white/gold crowd. As for what color the dress actually is, I have no idea. It could be white and gold, blue and brown, who knows. Its a terrible photo lol.

i wouldn’t trust tony abbott to lead a high school prom committee let alone my fuckin country

Kev looks so sad and it’s breaking my heart

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening

ive never even watched anything related to avatar and id play the fuck out of this

I would play this forever

OH NO

omg

Yeah this isn’t cute. Both of these cats have been declawed and, of course, are in an INTENSE amount of pain. What you are seeing here is two cats in a great deal of distress.

Fuck everyone who declaws their cats for real....