Pokemon master

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

only national anthem you’ll catch me standing up for

@lotsandlotsofbirds

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

when u wake up at 3am and forgot to put ur water on ur nightstand

There are so many better possible uses of this image

then post them urself does it look like i have time to be the sole provider of this meme?

i could really make use of a massage, an orgasm, hard apple cider & a check for $300,000

VIBE CHECK! *yearns deeply for you from an unfortunate distance*

lmaoooo

Lmao bye!!! 😂😂😂😂

coronavirus has me feeling like matrix charles boyle

chinese food is more important than 95% of the things in my life