HIM REFUSING TO WORK WITH A DIALECT COACH IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I LOVE THIS MAN HE’S INSANE

EeeYYEEENT GONTAKETHEBLAYME

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

My cat trips balls when I use mine 😂 the stars are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Still cracks me up every time

Same energy

this so precious

She reminds me of the grandpa that was so proud of how big his cauliflower grew !!! lemme find it

always reblog galaxy grandma and cauliflower granddad

My grandmother just tells me I’m fat and forgets my name 💀

911…id like to report something she did Operator: what she do? Me:…that

watch out @thor

me disassociating when my boss at work chews me out

I’m not bringing your food in the bed. This is not mothers day and you are not a mother.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) dir. David Slade

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

I don’t use this but might be for someone out there who does, check it out?

Here’s a pretty comprehensive write-up:

https://www.diabetesdaily.com/blog/you-can-get-cheap-insulin-at-walmart-without-an-rx-in-some-states-576008/

reblog to save a life

Guys, please don’t even think about trying this because you will absolutely die. Don’t tell your grandma to try this because there’s a 110% change that she will kill herself doing this. 

I cannot stress enough how incredibly dangerous this is.  I believe that they recently changed the law to stop making generic older insulin available without prescription specifically to prevent people from trying this trick which will absolutely kill you.   

Don’t even change from one brand to another without checking with an expert or, again, YOU WILL DIE.  For example, if you take Lantus (which I take) and ran out and wanted to borrow someone’s Tresiba (which my aunt takes) by injecting the same amount I normally do…..I would quite possibly die and/or gorge myself on ice cream for 24 hours to stave off death because Tresiba is twice as strong as Lantus.

*IF* you need/want to switch to a generic insulin you *can* find people who will give you the guidance you need. You can start by calling 1-800-DIABETES to reach the ADA helpline and they can connect you with a community education resource.    

So I learned this last week, it can be cheaper if you know your dosing and ask a doctor prior to switching, but yeah you’ll die if you take a 24 hr dose versus a 12 hr, they are completely different kinds of insulin. Consult a doc people!!

please put “yeeted the fuck off this mortal coil” on my tombstone

before I yeet the fuck off this mortal coil is now the only acceptable way to say ‘die’

@tapdancingbrain you know to do

Y’all talk weird on here. Sometimes I see a post and i agree but y’all talk weird so I’m like fuckYou.

That and "adulting" . You're 32 .

Because when we meet someone who has such a visceral reaction to harmless slang we know to stay away from them because they are going to be one of those annoyingly immature people who still hasn’t figured out that growing up and abandoning child like simplicity and joy is an artificial concept created to shame the masses into conformity.

no one is going to respect you anyway, you know, so you might as well sound stupid on purpose and have a little fun with it.