Ms. Keisha?

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

The baby yell

She’s such a patient mom

I love watching animal problem-solving. Just seeing them step back and think for a minute, analyzing a situation and thinking about how best to approach it instead of just immediately trying something.

Every Exorcism movie

Priest: Unholy demon, release this soul in the name of Jesus Chr–

Demon:

Priest:

This will never stop cracking me up

A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess

Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

MEAT WITHOUT FEET

this got more attention than I thought it would

ok but this is me

preach

This is weirdly cute and enchanting

its illegal to hate britney spears

when fandoms start creating their own laws

this is god’s law, not mine

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

Air conditioning is just domesticated wind

i fucking hate this because it’s right

I don’t get why people hate immigrants so much… Like they’re literally just… People… From another location….

My partner is an immigrant from the UK and still holds his citizenship. At a recent event, an acquaintance talked about how many “immigrants” get jobs over “Canadians” and they shouldn’t allowed to be management (which my partner is). My partner reaches across the table and goes “Hi, immigrant here!” and she goes “Oh I didn’t mean immigrants like you…” And you can so tell they just mean “brown people” or “Asian people” but they pretend it’s about jobs and shit.

That’s the same with my family. We were war immigrants from the soviet union and now live in Germany. Now the syrians are here because they also have war, and people keep asking me why I’m defending them so mercilessly. And when I tell them that my family (that is still alive) has gone through the same bullshit. But they insist that both scenarios are completely different. They’re not different, you’re just racist.

THEY’RE NOT DIFFERENT. YOU’RE JUST RACIST.

Stop littering!!

I’m still not over this, THIS is what big dick energy means