plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over

When you get too emotionally involved

No commercial has yet to top this

Not to vent but: fuck

— Dead is a state of mind

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

credit: hisduckling on youtube

I feel like I don’t connect with anyone anymore

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

outfit concept

no pants?

this is more of a pussy out look

me: and i cant even get a text back.

them: you didnt even send anyone anything

me: and i cant even get a text back.

source

straight ppl who dress gay and then get mad when ppl think theyre gay are so tiring lol you want the fashion statement with none of the history and thats not how things work

“let people dress how they want!!” no. im gay and in charge

me experiencing love: this is too spicy

anyone: ok but if you could fuck anyone in—

chris evans:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE