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New Fake Criterion!

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A revitalization of creative, film reviews and artwork, beyond just the Criterion Collection and including fake posters and Twilight Time releases!
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It's a crazy fucked-up world and we're all just barely floatin' along waiting for somebody that can walk on water.

See, Sean was fucked up. Not the world. The world was just confused. And not the world, really. Just the people in it.

SLC Punk! (1998)
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"Were you rushing or were you dragging? If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will gut you like a pig. Oh my dear God - are you one of those single tear people? You are a worthless pancy-ass who is now weeping and slobbering all over my drumset like a nine year old girl!"
Whiplash (2014) dir. Damien Chazelle
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Who wore it better? New Fake Criterion vs. Criterion Part II

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Who wore it better? New Fake Criterion vs. Criterion Part I

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