*feels intense dirty capitalist pleasure over acquiring a new material object* my father karl will forgive me because I have a retail kink and kinks are protected even under communism

I’ve been on this website for six years. I’ve lived through hellish events such as the Mishapocalypse, Tumblr Prom and that one post which told us to call Karp ‘daddy’. I have survived six years of this god forsaken website and I am furious to announce that I’ve only just realised that notes is short for notifications

when your wife is giving birth but you gotta catch ‘em all

Follow @the-future-now

the summertime and butterflies all belong to harry’s new haircut

Little wrist tattoo of an elephant on Isabella.

My blog is a private thing that is open to everyone in the world except to the people I know in real life.

my mom will embroider anything i send her a picture of

i’ve been exclusively sending her surreal drawings i’ve made in class

haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie

u good lookin ppl need 2 stop appropriating ugly culture text posts yall dont know the struggle shut up

Reblogging this again to add the fact that due to memes being outlawed in Russia, this is a very illegal Pepe. Keep it safe.

Wild Purple Dream Bath Bomb

summer dress code: frizzy hair and overalls

Becky with the good hair