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Heelys Are Sexy

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it's bean milk time
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thyrell

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

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lumeninfusco

I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X

OH SON OF A BITCH

I haven't been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby

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i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

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jmtorres

do y'all remember, a year into covid, when the evergreen ship got wedged sideways in the suez canal and it was like. oh no blocked shipping route! companies losing gazillions of money! but at least it was a news story whose absurdity causes no deaths? so we were all fixated for a week?

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