Hello :3

I don’t wanna be a Pokemon master any more

this gives me life

Literally one of the sickest things I’ve ever seen😂

🍕🔥🍕🔥🍕

Fucking dead

this person spent $100 on this application

that is $100 well spent

r we ok

THINK ABOUT ALL THE KIDS THAT ARE GETTING THEIR VERY FIRST POKEMON GAMES FOR THE HOLIDAYS AND HOW IT’S GONNA CHANGE SOME OF THEIR LIVES

A lobster is smarter than me.

that’s a mantis shrimp

and it is definitely smarter than me

whattt??!!!

It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to them how the colors didn’t match up. 

fucking shrimps i stg

did you ever become friends with someone so beautiful?  and then they started telling you about the douchebags in their lives that did horrible things to them, like cheat and lie. and the only thing running through your mind is “who would ever want to hurt someone like you?”

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

my wallpaper looks like my math homework

U SPEAK JAPANESE?

sweetie thats chinese 

Ching chong what’s going on

ching chong piss the fuck off

Does anyone else see that Five Nights At Freddy's App? Nice.

LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW