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Witchy, Bitchy, and Fuck you.

@shitnerdsinspace / shitnerdsinspace.tumblr.com

I'm Hannah, 31, she/her pronouns. I don't do anything interesting or impressive, I just work a lot and sometimes I'm funny. Talk to me about baking and horror movies.
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How do I politely tell people that they need hobbies that don't involve the internet or activism?

Start a garden. Get into birdwatching. Join a diamond painting group. Join a book club. Learn how to embroider. Take a pottery class.

Just. Anything that doesn't involve constant arguments about theory and praxis. Interact with people who are outside of your immediate friend group. Shove your hands into some dirt. Create something just for yourself.

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does anybody remember fun. Nobody even remembers fun. anymore, give me a second I— I need to get my story straight my friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the empire state my lover she's waiting for me just across the bar my seats been taken by some sun glasses asking bout a scar but I know I gave it to you months ago I know you're trying to forget but between the drinks and subtle things the holes in my apologies you know I'm trying hard to take it back so if by the time the bar closes and you feel like falling down I'll carry you home

TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT WE ARE YOUUUUUUNNG SO I SET THE WORLD ON FIIIIIIIRE WE CAN BURN BRIGHTEEEEEER THAN THE SUUUUUUUUUUUN

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I think that every time you get your period you should be entitled to one care package consisting of a heating pad, a half ounce of weed, and $100 to spend on any food cravings.

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I really think that an interesting, well written, 600,000+ word fanfiction would fix like half of my problems.

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