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Mad Max OC blog. Mun (and muse) are 18+ nsfw can be expected
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ppl who say “the wife” instead of “my wife” are… suspect at minimum

Why? You jealous of the man with the superlative wife? The wife against which all others are measured?

The definitive wife.

One wife to rule them all and in the darkness, bind them

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Anyone who might be interested in watching Mad Max/The Cars That Ate Paris over Discord: please hit me up with what days/times work best for y’all

I’m trying to work out a viewing order. It would make sense to do it chronologically, but unfortunately The Cars That Ate Paris and the first Mad Max are probably the easiest to lose people on (though they’re both great) so I might do Fury Road first because it’s the most high energy and then do Mad Max 1-3 and then close with The Cars That Ate Paris as a chaser.

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I’m not doing it tonight, but if anyone would be interested in watching any of the Mad Max movies and/or The Cars That Ate Paris via Discord, would you give this a LIKE?

My Discord handle is: cosmonaughty #1388

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god i can never stop thinking about certain sculptures used in modern art and how they can be used to elicit the beautiful and terrible feeling of true and genuine horror in ways that a lot of horror movies can never do

like when you ask people “what is horror?” they’ll tend to give examples of monsters, of killers, of dark places, of sharp teeth and too many legs and lots and lots of blood. which is true, that can be used as horror! but i’d like to call that “the horror of being eaten/hurt/killed” or more succinctly “the horror of vulnerability”. it’s a horror that something, whether it’s a killer or a monster or some phenomenon, has the ability to cause us harm. we see large amounts of teeth and we think “that thing is going to tear us to pieces with those teeth” or we see spilled blood and we think “someone has been hurt, there’s a chance we can be hurt too by whatever spilled this blood”.

but what certain modern sculptures can do is elicit a very physical visceral reaction of a completely different kind of horror. 

it’s “the horror that something is a thing that SHOULD not exist, and you are absolutely powerless to understand what it is, but it is existing in your space, right now, it is real and you cannot make it unreal no matter what you do”

or perhaps, in a shorter fashion, it’s “the horror of wrongness

like one of the sculptures that made me feel this way is this sculpture here, named “Monekana” located in the American Art Museum in Washington D.C:

“okay,” you say, with a shrug. “it’s a horse made of wood? what’s so scary about that?”. but this is the lie of the photograph! a photograph of a sculpture rarely grasps the experience of standing next to a sculpture. you have to picture yourself walking into this room, practically devoid of people, and coming face to face with this sculpture that is very large and very real.

and your brain screams that “THIS IS WRONG. MAKE IT GO AWAY. THIS IS WRONG”, like at any moment you expect it to move, to twist its head, to follow you with eyes that aren’t simply there. it looks like a horse but it is no horse. you could almost argue that maybe it isn’t even an art piece at all, but it wandered in from god knows what kind of world and it’s blending in with everything else. maybe it’s fooling you. maybe it isn’t.

anyways, i’m not trying to say that this sculpture in particular is SUPPOSED to be scary, it may make other people feel nothing at all (or even positive feelings!), but what i’m trying to say is that feeling i had that day, when i saw this thing, when i felt this fearful instinct to stay away and not stare, it’s THAT feeling that i feel so many writers and makers of horror don’t completely understand. you don’t need teeth. you don’t need blood. you don’t need to make Spooky Scary Skeletons or chainsaw-wielding villains. all you need is to create something wrong in its existence, something to make parts of us fear the fact that we can’t entirely rationalize what we’re seeing.

that’s horror, to me.

This is amazing

This post makes me think of Klaus Pinter’s work:

The experience of sculpture absolutely gets lost in images. I’ve walked into museums and been like WOW THE FUCK even when I knew it was coming.

I love this subject, though. I love “implication horror.” You see something, and the realization of what it means, which often comes a few moments later, is where the real horror lies—not in how splattery or gratuitously shocking it is. The wrongness of a thing in fiction, when done well, is the best. I was watching Melancholia the other day, and what a terrifying example of wrongness horror.

Anyway this is such a great post thanks for putting the whole idea into words so well. <3

This is how I feel about wind turbines (I tried to walk up to one once and felt the most inexplicable terror I’ve ever felt in my life), or most things that are ridiculously large, for that matter. Ships fascinate me but make me feel very uneasy. Certain buildings, especially if they look old-timey in any way kind of freak me out. 

Examples: The Halifax shipyard building made me feel almost nauseous, and I have to drive past this cold storage building in Winnipeg every time I go to visit my boyfriend’s parents. I do not like it one bit. Also, I got to see that sculpture of a giant newborn baby last year. That was very surreal in the way that is described here.

WHAT AMAZING ADDITIONS TO THIS POST, thank you! I didn’t know of Kalus Pinter’s work and now I REALLY want to see it for myself, goodness.

Honestly, I’m so glad so many people have responded and reblogged this post with examples and stories of their own!! It’s so cool to see just what people think and perceive as this horror of “wrongness”. I also see some people saying that this is essentially the uncanny valley effect, which is only an aspect of this kind of horror - the uncanny valley primarily deals with something we perceive that looks close to human and yet doesn’t quite make it there. It’s just one subset of a really uneasy sort of horror that can be found in so many forms, which may really honestly differ from person to person.

Overall, THIS HORROR IS WIDELY UNDERUSED IN FICTION and I’m so glad to see so many examples of it posted here!!

I feel this way about kangaroos. If you really look at a kangaroo for a minute it’s deeply unsettling, they’re bipedal and they have insane abs and they move wrong, it’s too human and I get that creeping horror that this thing exists. If I look at kangaroos too long I feel like I’m going insane

Louise Bourgeois’s spider sculptures did this to me, a bit. It was less the shape than the form–the lumpiness, the uneven shine–but mostly it was the scale. Most of these examples of horror don’t feel quite so wrong when they’re at a scale we can look “down” on. But when they overshadow us, or at least when they overshadow our general certainty of control, even for just a moment, the disorientation can slip suddenly into horror.

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consider the Gelitin collective’s enormous pink rabbit left to rot in the Italian alps for the next 10 years

Eoin Mc Hugh - The Ground Itself is Kind,  Black Butter, 2014

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Kiki Smith’s lilith sculpture is more humanoid but i feel like it belongs on this post because walking into the stairwell in the met and seeing this fucking thing was one of the most unnerving experiences in my life

If “the horror of wrongness” makes your soul sing as it does mine, read literally anything by Robert Aickman. My favorite is “The Hospice”.

A lot of Kiki Smith’s sculptures are deeply unnerving (”Tale” comes to mind), but my favorite unnerving sculpture that I saw in person was Lee Bontecou’s 1960 Untitled

Standing in front of this thing and staring it down was an Experience.

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Mad Max Roleplay/Fan Blog Master List 2020

I know it’s been a few years since this fandom was especially active, but I have been trying to give the community a shot in the arm.

If you have a Mad Max themed roleplay blog, or just a blog that posts a lot of fan content for the Mad Max series, would you please reblog this and add the url of your blog/s?

If you aren’t in the fandom but you would like to be, I highly encourage it. If you aren’t in the fandom and aren’t interested, please reblog this anyway so it can make the rounds.

My own blogs are:

@bodywithapricetag (OC rp blog)

@cactus-flxwer (canon rp sideblog)

@gyro-capn (canon rp blog) <--[not sure why the link won’t work]

@flying-jalopy (canon rp sideblog)

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Attention! Attention! Attention!

If you’re looking for a new thrilling fandom experience? Would you like to blaze trails in the wasteland of a forgotten roleplay community?

Try the Mad Max series!

Have you watched and enjoyed at least one (1) of the four movies in the Mad Max series*? Congratulations, you’re already in!

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Let’s face it: it’s time to start thinking about what vehicle you’re going to drive, what crazy thing you’ll do with your hair, and what badass name you’ll be adopting in the coming apocalypse.

So why not give it a try? Who knows, soon this could be you**!

*or read the comics, or played the video game, or all of the above? **the creators of this advertisement do not condone leaning off the hood of a moving car or drinking gasoline (unless you are really thirsty or are an Autobot). DISCLAIMER: affinity for Mel Gibson is not required and is in fact discouraged by the writer of this ad copy

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gyro-capn

Attention! Attention! Attention!

If you’re looking for a new thrilling fandom experience? Would you like to blaze trails in the wasteland of a forgotten roleplay community?

Try the Mad Max series!

Have you watched and enjoyed at least one (1) of the four movies in the Mad Max series*? Congratulations, you’re already in!

The series itself is practically custom designed to be accessible to fans, with:

❗️expansive cast of character

❗️in depth world building

❗️factions/colonies you can easily weave your OC into

Let’s face it: it’s time to start thinking about what vehicle you’re going to drive, what crazy thing you’ll do with your hair, and what badass name you’ll be adopting in the coming apocalypse.

So why not give it a try? Who knows, soon this could be you**!

*or read the comics, or played the video game, or all of the above? **the creators of this advertisement do not condone leaning off the hood of a moving car or drinking gasoline (unless you are really thirsty or are an Autobot). DISCLAIMER: affinity for Mel Gibson is not required and is in fact discouraged by the writer of this ad copy

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gyro-capn

So, the time has finally come. We need to talk about the relationship between the Gyro Captain and his Girl. In the movie, she’s credited as “the Captain’s Girl”, in the script she’s referred to as the Lusty Girl, so for the sake of brevity (and because I’m not super wild about either of those names), I’m going to be referring to her as just the Girl. Apologies in advance for how long this post is going to be, you can blame the original script for that, since I was initially only planning on talking about one scene, but now I have more material to touch on. Here goes:

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This is by far the most obnoxious promo I’ve ever made and I’m not even sorry

  • indie Mad Max roleplay blog
  • crossover friendly
  • oc/canon characters welcome
  • no password but please read rules
  • mun & muse are both 18/21+

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