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the moon controlling the tides sounds like something out of a fantasy novel and yet…there she is…doing That…every day…

Source

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

She can’t afford it

I can’t afford it

when we overthrow the bourgeoisie and i have to go to one of harry styles’ mansions and burn all his sexy gucci suits and maybe kill him for the sake of the revolution 

hahahafAaa

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

my friend keeps saying “chicken little is a lesbian but go off i guess” in Real Life and without being provoked

me making eye contact: oh no……. this feels wrong….. this feels very wrong………. but this is what normal people do right?? right????? is this polite? no this is far too intimate. i feel so intrusive. am i doing it wrong??? am i doing eye contact wrong?? oh god i can’t hear what they’re saying anymore i’ve just been thinking about staring them in the eye for 5 minutes straight. im dying

a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud

less than three. 

if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live

I don’t think I’ve ever watched a video that has made me so uncomfortable

a movement I can get behind