a blonde's world

do you ever just start mentally plotting out a story and you suddenly come up with that one scene or that one line and you just think

yes

this will be the scene that makes everyone cry

does pete davidson’s chest tattoo really fucking say jokes come and go but swag is forever

He’s got a 10 inch dick she isn’t answering

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

https://instagram.com/p/BTZmwcnlWnR/

x

not gonna lie… I miss them. I miss their voices. I miss their shows. I miss them together… I miss my boys

big time rush… if ur out there

he did it

good job baby

I’m so proud and I don’t even know who this dog is

Doodle request: “Something you hope not to find in a Pringles can.”

Ah SHIT I got another one with whoever-the-hell-this-guy-is inside

Dear gods that’s terrifying

Mr. Pringles Coming Out of His Well to Shame Mankind

Once You Pop He Doesn’t Stop

do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”

so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door and

a blurry friend

*picks up all my love that goes unnoticed*

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

that one line in ever since new york moodboard

Harry on the Graham Norton Show