— Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 (featured in our 15-book giveaway)

:DD

UNMUTE THIS IM BEGGING YOU

the script from this series feels like it was made using cards against humanity, funny all the way

“Poor little parrot, killed by the high temperatures..”

“Ah no, it’s a corn”

Happy dog in the snow…

WHAT A PERFECT VIDEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

well i don't mean to stereotype but... i don't think lions are exactly. known for their singing?

AASHFJFJFJFKCJVNCNGBFBVF DJNDMSKSDJEB@&#^$, FUCK I DIDN'T KNOW

alchemy

what does this mean 

#oh i can explain this!#basically the hole is next to a body of water and is dug down to connect to it#they crack the egg in to attract the fish#then when they pour the coke in it reacts with the mentos and makes carbon dioxide#which makes the fish unable to breathe#so they swim forward to try to get to different water#but forward for them is out of the hole#so thats why they swim up onto land

Stumbledeggs knows what’s up!

The modern kind of fishing.

Lemme bless y’all with this video

ok but how is he doing that

he’s wearing false rubber thumbs with a touch-based LED in them! when he puts his index finger to his thumb, it turns the light on.

I just realized the doc is wearing a kippah…

He’s an orthodox jewish wizard dentist and his Instagram is full of tricks like this one that he does for his young patients to help them feel calm!

these companies that test patience don’t end up paying people what they are worth

Yeah employers who do this are incredibly inconsiderate and unprofessional.

This is not a “test of patience”. This is of abuse and manipulation.

I would never want to work for a company/business who thinks my life is a joke

i cant breathe 

They were serious about it too imsksjdbfjsks

Quran High School Host Club

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

men in their 30s 40s 50s 60s 70s 80s 90s without ANY shame will be like: BRO i jus need a woman who will love me cook for me clean for me fold my clothes fuck me rock me to sleep breast feed me teach me the alphabet 😭😭😭😤😤😤🤕🤕🤕

stop commenting i forgot men in their 20s n think critically men in their 20s still use their moms for at least 7 of these things

spiderman is fantastic

but this mandarin too

This is, hands down, the best use of this reaction image. 

who wants to see my cats when they were kittens

please show us what they look like now