signs as stupid lines in kpop

aries:  i’ll take you in one mouthful like cheese

taurus: boom shakalaka

gemini: hello hello moshi moshi ciao ciao

cancer: get into my core

leo: careless,careless,shoot anonymus,anonymus

virgo: mondey tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday

libra: you’re so smooth,fresh like salad

scorpio: oh my god i’m so hard

saggitarius: close your lips,shut your tongue

capricorn:  ring diggi ding diggi ding ding ding

pisces: you look like a door

aquarius: i really wanna touch myself

when people bring up your past

well it started out inspirational

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

i'm the whole package:

bitter AND petty!

do you ever get overwhelmed by the amount of history in the world that you don’t know

do u ever see what ppl ur age are accomplishing and ur just like “wow” and u go back to bed

i don’t fuck with people who make fun of people for their financial/social/job status (or lack of).

studies show that i am a fucking idiot

I love when court cases are called things like person vs. state because I like to imagine a single person fighting a whole state on their own out of sheer rage