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You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

i wish there wasn’t such a stigma around being proved wrong, bc it’s a part of life, no one can be right all the time. if we didn’t feel as much shame about it i think a lot of things would change a lot faster

we all need to practice saying “I hadn’t thought of it like that” “I hadn’t seen it that way before” “I must have misunderstood the first time I heard about it” “if I had known those facts I wouldn’t have thought like I did”

Just drove past some graffiti that said “butter is a milkshake” and honestly, I cant argue with that, but I want to meet the guy who felt strongly enough about it to put on a street sign

Did I ever tell u guys about the time my ex legitimately thought he killed me with his dick???

Ok so picture this I’m 18 and excited about sex, trying out some new positions. We are having sex in a pretty similar position to this

And my pussy is so wet it might as well be a god damn Slip N Slide ok. And he’s pounding at it fast and hard but slips out and goes to go right back in… But something is wrong. He’s about to enter….

The. Wrong. Hole.

And my eyes widen, I go to shout “noooo!!!!” But it’s all happening too fast. He thrusts right into my unlubed asshole and I scream like murder and leap right up onto my feet.

We had only been dating a couple of months at this time and there was something very important he did not know about me: I am a chronic fainter. If I’m in pain or if I see my own blood, I will pass the fuck out. I get real quiet and turn to him and say, “I am going to pass out.”

He doesn’t know I’m serious, he thinks I’m just being emotional, and he’s like “no baby come here” but as he finishes that sentence i faint and my head ping pongs off my metal bed frame, onto the wall and then finally my whole body falls on the ground.

He has never seen anybody faint before and naturally assumes I’m dead. A couple minutes later I awaken to him sobbing into my naked chest. Like this motherfucker really thought he sent me to the grave with some accidental anal sex.

SIMONE I AM YELLING

Joining tumblr was worth it just to read this. I didn’t make a terrible mistake 9 years ago, after all.

you can do everything right and still feel sad at night

Totally get it

My wife and I were cooking dinner together and when we sat down to eat she said, “You know what I like about you?” and so I obviously asked her what and she was like “With you, every night feels like Friday,” and it was so fucking cute. Why is she so nice to me.

What the fuck

I cannot believe….

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

I AM OFFENDED BY THIS

Donald Duck without his Donald Duck voice sounds…UNNATURAL

It’s like they gave him the voice of Samurai Jack. Which, given @land-of-birds-and-comics positing Nathan Lane (Timon the Meerkat from The Lion King) as a headcanon voice for Donald, makes this new voice feel…very different.

In a room full of lesbians Hayley looks at the one straight girl that is such a lesbian thing to do

Relog if you need this energy

source

Just one of these checks could change my life ,

I think we can all use this energy

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

PARENTING A++

THE PARENT I ASPIRE TO BE WHEN THAT TIME COMES

Wasn’t even his son and he gave him the proper parenting for real

the scariest thing about being a sexual abuse survivor and someone with disorders that effect my memory and cause delusions is that you start thinking what if im really lying about my abuse, what if im just trying to ruin someones reputation who has done nothing wrong and im just crazy and bad but then when you try and say it didnt happen to yourself but it feels so wrong and untruthful because you can still feel like it did, you know it did, and you get to a point where you’re caught in this sort of reality limbo because you can’t decide whether or not it actually happened.