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That's Insufferable, I Love It

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lornaka
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damianwaynerocks

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

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explorerrowan

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

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kitt-the-werefox

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

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fefeman

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

Bat-option papers

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phantoms-lair

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

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damianwaynerocks

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

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coffeebuddha

@absentlyabbie​

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animate-mush

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

Consider

Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade
Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it

(later)

Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*
Iroh: *dying inside*
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damianwaynerocks

excellent addition

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whetstonefires

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?

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princesscolumbia

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

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supreme-leader-stoat

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Mark Hamill

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lornaka
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imaredshirt

That feeling tho when you find that fic writer that just absolutely fucking

  • understands the characters to their core
  • writes so well they–just so–they just—their writing is—-THEY WRITE GOOD
  • shatters your bad mood with a new update
  • writes a fic that you can read over again and still clutch at your heart like HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE–I LOVE THIS FIC
  • writes a scene that has you all giddy in public and that one random stranger asks you like “ooo you are smiling :) :) is that a boy :) you are talking to :)” and you’re like “no I’m reading a Everybody Lives/Nobody Dies AU, please leave”
  • understands and portrays the characters better than the people who make MOVIES with those characters
  • amazing. just amazing. fic writers are awesome
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meltyrambles
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hylialeia

hold on hold up, Now I'm thinking about that trend where creators didn't want people to get spoiled because the only thing they had going in their writing was shitty twists,, and I'm thinking about The Clone Wars and the older Star Wars in general and how people have known all the twists since the 70s and how we Literally Know how everything turns out... like we KNOW. and yet,, The Clone Wars still manages to elicit emotional responses because of the value inherent in the narrative.... like. That's storytelling bitch. fuck

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lornaka
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captainrexsoka
ALRIGHT MY FRIENDS BUCKLE UP I HAVE A HEADCANON ABOUT WHY EXACTLY OUR FAVORITE PAIR SEPARATED:
  • They don’t separate for a while, mind you, they both have no where to go and quite honestly trust is in short supply for both of them these days.
  • But they do separate eventually.
  • But only after Ahsoka and Rex have de-chipped both Gregor (who Rex actually did not know until they ran across him on a back water outpost trying to find information on Cody and Wolffe) and Wolffe.
  • They do find Wolffe but ... he has really bad PTSD, like, really bad PTSD.
  • Absolutely anytime Ahsoka walks into the room he just loses it, sometimes he has a panic attack, some times he’s thrown right back into that fateful day that changed everything and doesn’t know where he is, but the point is ... seeing Ahsoka (a former Jedi who should’ve died) absolutely wrecks Wolffe.
  • Of course, there’s times that Ahsoka and Rex can calm him down, but it’s a long process.
  • After one particularly bad encounter Ahsoka tells Rex she can’t stay. This is absolutely not because she is scared of Wolffe or because she doesn’t want to help him get through his tramua. But she recognizes that she is not the one who can help him through this and her presence makes it harder on him.
  • Rex, of course, argues and begs her to stay. Where would she even go anyways, they have only had each other since the kriffing war ended.
  • “I’m going with you then. We’re a team”
  • “No, Rex. You cannot come with me. Your brothers need you. Wolffe needs you.
  • “You chose me over your brothers once already. I will not make you do it again.”
  • It is absolutely only because Ahsoka promises to comm Rex frequently that he relents and agrees to her leaving.
  • “I’ll keep in touch. We can comm each other every day if we have to.”
  • “Stay safe Ahsoka.”
  • There is definitely a hug and there is definitely tears. But they have to do this for Wolffe.
  • They definitely do not part thinking that it will be years until they see each other again. But, life happens and Ahsoka has to go underground more and more and one day Rex stops responding to her messages in any shape or form and she doesn’t understand why.
  • Rex, on the other hand, stops receiving any comms from her and fears the worst.

😭😭😭😭

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lornaka
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luckychinacat

“Rex? Are you okay?” “Yeah… Yeah, kid, I’m okay. Sorry for what happened earlier… I almost killed you.” . . . . Words can’t describe how much I love this show and appreciate every one who worked on it, and all the fans. I love you ♥

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