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*Gradually Becomes A Disaster*

@punnypyro / punnypyro.tumblr.com

•They/them•INFJ•Aries•
Hello there! you can call me Nocturne! I’m a nature enthusiast, beekeeper, birder, gardener, I own a concerning amount of houseplants, I’m gay as fuck, and I schedule my existential crisises...
Frogs are the only reason I remain tethered to this wretched plane. I am but a vague sense of existential dread without physical form —28 years awaiting the merciful embrace of the void.
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Hope is my four letter word.
U will see a lot of night vale, doctor who, Lovecraft, tf2, anything nature, vulture culture, cottagecore and awful memes here
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slitherpunk

elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

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jsketch12

9'6" forest guardian and her 4'5" toymaker gf

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jsketch12

sorry for hijacking your post again op but after posting the initial elves i had ideas for more doodles i wanted to do so. elf yuri (but i elaborate)

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escuerzoresucitado

The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer

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aluminumapples

I have seen this on every social media site and folks- if your home is damp enough to get full fruity flushes of oyster mushrooms (from stray spores from a grow bag batch), they are the LEAST of your worries. You know what doesn’t produce highly visible fruiting bodies? Most molds. And wood rot. Go ahead and grow them indoors, because they’re a canary in the coal mine if they start fruiting anywhere.

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walks-the-ages

^ the above reblog right here!!! People in the notes saying "don't do this!!!" Are missing the part where people are not deliberately growing Oyster Mushrooms all over their apartment, but that the stray spores from Mushroom Growing Kits are revealing systemic dampness problems that Landlords cannot dismiss and forces them to take action.

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arctic-hands

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

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evilsoup
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