Wut

proton cannoned his ass

Whoever edited that stuff in the vine is so talented…

Jesus

fuck

He thought he was in on it

LMAO

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Oh my fucking god

It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.

Oh my god

The “everybody knows shit fuck” dance

This is stuck in my head now

ok think of this:

when jeff dahmer was arrested, he quite literally attacked the officer who was arresting him. they pinned him to the ground and took him in alive

this man killed and ate seventeen people and they brought him in alive

yet they find it necessary to shoot and kill unarmed black people nearly every fucking day

think about that

when you’re trying to tell a story but your friends aren’t listening

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

And once again, college humor hits the nail on the head

Don’t do that. It will pop.

Look at the fucking comments on this video, it’s literally nauseating. Men have no right to be tight asses when women say “all men”.

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

Paul Blart Masterpost pt. 2

HTIS WA STOO JCUFH IM DYING HELP

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Oh my fucking god