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crack ship sinner

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i ship itasaku, sasuhina, nejiten & leesaku :)
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femboysai

Osamu & Bokuto headcanons bish GO

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ysfkhfladkjh my 2 fave bby boys 

Bokuto -

he definitely buys you pads. and better yet he knows everything about them. he knows you’d prob prefer the ones with the wings because they don’t shift so much and he always gets two types - the days one and the overnight pads just in case. you’ll complain once about cramps and he’ll be like whispering to you “is it...y’know?” because he has two older sisters. this man has no fucking clue how or why it even happens but he goes with it, and he has no shame standing in line with period pads for you. 

bokuto has a praise kink 100%. as someone on tiktok once said - if you don’t want to walk for a few days, praise him. 

bokuto loves his thicc girls - thicc thighs, thicc everything because they’re so soft and cuddly and sexy wow. 

bokuto has a wild streak of jealousy. if you have guy friends that you get along with well that he doesn’t know, he’ll do that squinty eye thing and loiter around behind you trying to be intimidating yet chill. and if you don’t pay enough attention to him, he’ll cling to you from behind until you’re done talking and they go away. 

“who’re they?”

“my friends. remember? from high school, the one’s i was telling you about the other day.”

“mhm.”

like, he’ll be boiling with jealousy but he’ll try not to show it even tho you can always tell. 

bokuto falls in love at first sight. some super cute girl walking past him and he’ll literally show off as best he can just to make sure you notice him - and he’ll look at you to make sure you saw him. (and then he’ll find out if anyone knows you just so they can introduce him to you.)

this is only a few of the many, many hc I have for our favourite himbo. i'm going to write him!!! soon!!!

Osamu - 

he likes a person who can eat. as soon as he sees you eating his food once (and praising him for it) he’ll be plotting to fatten you up with meals. you’re his taste-tester when he decides on adding something to his menu. 

osamu is super observant on people’s habits and mannerisms. if he finds out you like to be touched to show affection, you bet he’ll be doing that. you’re forgetful and often misplace things? he always picks your stuff up and puts it somewhere obvious so you don’t panic, or memorises where you put them. you don’t like someone? well then, he doesn’t either. 

he likes to argue - mostly because he enjoys getting a rise out of you. it’s nothing big ever, and always about minor things, and he apologises after having his laugh. 

osamu a fighter. he doesn’t drink often - and you learn that later on because he just ends up in brawls and drunken fist fights because someone even looked at you oddly. you really can’t take him out anywhere. 

osamu hates long distance travelling because one time, on a long train ride, atsumu threw up on him. and he’s despised it ever since.

osamu likes the beach - but he hates sand because it’s fucking messy. 

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femboysai

me reading atsumu fanfiction: corruption kink, hard dom, daddy kink, size kink, lasting 9 rounds head ass, breeding kink, ropes and chains, friskaay in public, degrading, pet kink -

me to me: yes, this is 100% canon, furudate told me himself

THEN ME WHEN IM FINISHED: WHY TF DO WE THINK THESE ANIME CHARACTERS WOULD BE SOME INTO SOME FREAKY ASS SHIT THEM BICHES PROBS JUST WANT A HUG N SOME MISSIONARY AND CALL IT A DAY SKSKSKSSKSKS

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femboysai

I’m so in love with Osamu I wrote fics about him asfhlfsghlafks 

Miya Osamu x Reader

sometime, or never [3 parts/completed]

osamu has always loved the you that shines effortlessly. 

right through me [1/? ongoing]

osamu doesn’t believe in ghosts until he helps you rid the one attached to atsumu.

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natsu-gami

IM SSOOOFFFFTTTTT

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femboysai

I’m so in love with Osamu I wrote fics about him asfhlfsghlafks 

Miya Osamu x Reader

sometime, or never [3 parts/completed]

osamu has always loved the you that shines effortlessly. 

right through me [1/? ongoing]

osamu doesn’t believe in ghosts until he helps you rid the one attached to atsumu.

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cuvylee

pretending to sleep so that he can carry her home, but obviously he knows

sakura: “hehe~”

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Hihi! Could i have a best adapted feature with me and bokuto?

And choices are: 1) werewolf!bo and vampire!reader 2) soulmate au where your soulmate can hear when you’re singing (and reader sings wistful lil jazz tunes :D) and 3) coffee shop au with barista!bo and cafe regular!reader :)

Thank you and congrats on 2.5k!! 🥳🤩💗

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ahhh thank you !! also all of these sound so great but i haven’t written for a soulmate au in a while so i’m going to try this one out!! hope you like it. (also this was one-hundred percent inspired by that scene in 500 Days of Summer)

best adapted feature: bokuto x gn!reader | elevated (soulmate au)

ever since he could remember, bokuto could hear his soulmate’s voice inside his head whenever he heard them sing. ‘singing huh? that must be your soulmate,’ his mother had explained to him when he first heard a little voice singing a nursery rhyme in his head. 

‘what’s a soulmate?’ he had asked.

‘it’s the special person that you were destined for, someone who would love and understand you completely.’

since then, the sound of your voice would always bring about a fluttering feeling of anticipation in bokuto’s chest. he’d smile when he’d hear a cheerful, upbeat tune or feel his chest tighten with worry at the sound of a melancholy melody. most of the time, bokuto would drop everything and simply close his eyes when he’d hear your voice. he didn’t like to interrupt you, but once in a while, he’d hum the same tune right back, just to let you know he was out there: listening and waiting for you to come by. 

bokuto was impatient when it came to a number of things. but when it came to meeting his soulmate, he was more than willing to wait for that chance encounter.

and then, that fateful day rolled around.

“ah, hold on!”

bokuto quickly reached out and pressed the ‘open’ button on the elevator, keeping the doors open, before you slipped in, breathless but with a grateful look on your face.

“you okay?” bokuto asked. you were carrying a box in your arms that had ‘plates and glasses’ written on it. 

“yeah. thanks for keeping the doors open. most people wouldn’t have even bothered,” you rolled your eyes.

“well, basic courtesy,” bokuto smiled and shrugged a shoulder. “you moving in?”

“yeah. i’m on the thirteenth floor,” you nodded.

“thirteenth? me too,” bokuto laughed. 

“no way!” you raised your eyebrows in surprise. “tell me, do crazy things happen on the thirteenth floor?”

“according to my friends, i’m the craziest thing on the thirteenth floor,” bokuto grinned broadly.

“ahh, i’ll keep that in mind,” you chuckled. the two of you were silent for a beat as the elevator steadily rose. bokuto was smiling to himself, wondering if he should offer to help out with your move, when he heard his soulmate’s voice in his head. ‘jazz again, huh?’ he wondered. his soulmate seemed to have a favorite music genre.

feeling good, bokuto decided to hum the tune back in response when the music abruptly stopped. 

“wait,” he suddenly heard you speak up. “were you... humming just now?”

“yeah,” bokuto nodded. “you see, my soulmate--” 

you cut him off by humming the same jazz tune you’ve been humming earlier. bokuto’s eyes widened in surprise as he heard the music, and his soulmate’s voice, your voice, played in his head. bokuto’s mouth fell open as the realization dawned on both of your faces.

in your surprise, you dropped the box you were carrying and bokuto fell forward to catch it in his arms.

“ah, shoot. sorry!” you apologized, stepping forward to hold onto your box and unknowingly closing the distance between you two even further. not that bokuto minded now that he could get a good look of you up close. over the years, he didn’t really make an attempt to try and visualize his soulmate. he wanted to be surprised. 

and boy was this a pleasant surprise.

you felt your face flush at the closeness and cleared your throat. “well, fancy seeing you here,” you laughed, taking the box from him.

“it’s almost as if it was destined to happen,” bokuto joked.

“yeah, almost,” you nodded. “on the thirteenth floor no less.” as if on cue, the elevator dinged as it came to stop on your floor.

“oh, after you,” bokuto pressed the ‘open’ button again to give you time to leave the elevator before him. every cell in his entire body was singing at the sheer closeness of you and he immediately jumped to all the possibilities that the future held now that you were both living on the same floor.

but, first things first.

“need some help moving in?” bokuto offered. you smiled at him and his heart skipped a beat. 

“that would be great.” 

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THE HAIKYUU BOYS BRAIDING YOUR HAIR

A/N: this is me on the bus w/ no data and panicking bc of my bsf so... we write in the notes app🤨
PAIRINGS: kuroo tetsuro x gn!reader, bokuto koutarou x gn!reader, miya atsumu x gn!reader
GENRE: fluffy hcs hehe
WARNINGS: characters have medium-ish to long hair oops and cursing!!

KUROO TETSURO

  • this mf is good at hair fight me
  • you’ll be like laying in his lap while helping him revise his chem notes
  • he gives you the flash cards and asks you to read them out so he can answer the question 🥺
  • once you finish you slump back on him and he sees just how soft your hair looks... he’s tempted !! and ofc gives in
  • he starts to just twirl it around his finger for fun and you mention it feels nice so he starts to mess with it more
  • you’re so soft !! he’s so cute !! soft kuroo and soft y/n = happy everyone
  • without telling you he starts to braid one side, using only initiative and his big brain to figure out how
  • you’re like “pls” because his soft hands playing with your hair feels so good omg like a scalp massage.
  • soon enough he finishes with one side and is genuine babie mode
  • “look how good it is! should i become a hair stylist?”
  • does the other side on a live on his private instagram so all of his closest friends can see it and omg
  • bokuto joins and is SO jealous he’s like... my s/o doesn’t do that with me 🥺😔
  • but anyway KAHDU everyone sees how cute you two are !! he talks about you so passionately that everyone watching wants him as their boyfriend
  • and? who can blame them.
  • in the end you have two perfect french braids on either side of your head and a happy boyfriend
  • goals

BOKUTO KOUTAROU

  • okay so this all starts with a very passionate bokuto text
  • “Y/N I NEED U TO COME OVER RIGHT NOW AND BRING HAIR TIES”
  • like... more time with your amazing boyfriend and have a fun time? ofc
  • the moment you arrive at his house he opens to door excitedly and is like !! y/n !! and gives you your kiss on the nose 🥺
  • but then you see he’s in a slight mood and, of course it’s kuroos fault.
  • he drags you upstairs and explains how he saw kuroos s/o let him braid their hair on live and he wanted to give it a go
  • theres no reason not to so... yes ofc he can and hE WASTES NO TIMEEE
  • this man is speedy and immediately has you in between his legs, your back slumped over slightly so you can go on your phone while he does your hair
  • has NO clue what he’s going and there’s no videos he watches or even instructions ... he just goes wild
  • you ask to have a look and he’s like “y-yes..” and you can physically hear the pain in his voice
  • you turn around and see his eyes all watery and the biggest pout on his lips, he’s so annoyed at himself
  • “but y/n!! how can i do anything if i can’t even braid your hair! what good even are my hands.. maybe i should quit volleyball before i let down the team:(“
  • you want to tell him he’s being ridiculous and that he’s so dramatic but you have to say it nicely to put his mind at ease
  • “bub, don’t worry. i can’t even braid my own hair! you’ll let the team down even worse if you quit, they need there best ace!”
  • and boom he is cured from emo mode
  • everyone is also convinced you have superpowers because some how he has completely forgotten about the braids

MIYA ATSUMU

  • this one was honestly very random and probably the most stupid reason for someone to want to braid your hair
  • “y/n! let me braid your hair!! i need to prove to suna that i’m good with my hands, he said i wasn’t!”
  • suna is in the corner with his camera sniggering like a bitch
  • ANYWAY you say why not because he’s harmless, right? it’s only braiding your hair
  • your on the floor watching an anime while he is sat on his sofa, googling a tutorial he can copy off
  • he finds the wiki how page and thinks he only has to copy off what the website says so what can go wrong?
  • hahah a lot
  • “y/n make your hair cooperate god damnit!!”
  • “shut the fuck up it’s not in my control!!”
  • so much yelling <33
  • in the end there’s about five knots that you didn’t know about now added into your hair and absolutely no braid :((
  • he’s so mad at himself omg
  • like literally if atsumu had an emo mode it would be like that. very miserable
  • is convinced he’s bad with his hands and doesn’t shut up about it for so long that there are literal tears
  • “if ya wanna leave me, yer know ya can...”
  • “‘tsumu what the fuck.”
  • in the end? you cuddle him and stroke HIS hair because he’s sad that he can’t do his own
  • in the end he forgets about it though and is just happy you’re there to run your fingers through his hair and tell him how amazing he is
  • in the end you’re both happy heheh cute
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you wanna know what fucks me up the most though??? 

every new reincarnation cycle after naruto and sasuke isn’t gonna be asura and indra. it’s gonna be naruto and sasuke.

because naruto and sasuke’s bond was the one that broke through the cycle of hatred, that’s the bond that’s gonna be repeated throughout history in order to keep the balance, you know?? because asura and indra’s souls finally made peace, they’re going to be reincarnated in the form that found that peace – hence, even though naruto and sasuke themselves are reincarnations, they’re also their own individuals, and it’s that individuality that’s going to be reincarnated

basically naruto and sasuke are going to be reincarnated, over and over, their souls given the chance to love each other and be together forever because they decided to love each other to save the destiny of the entire world, and im losing my mind over it

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AAaaAaaAaaAaA haven’t posted in a while I’m sorry 😔 👊, been trying to save my school year jkaysjaisuuau, anyway, let me introduce you the pirate AU hinata :D

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mmmm-books

Can’t believe Jane Austen wrote Pride and Prejudice in the 2000s

And in 2015 Emily Brontë released literary clsssic Wuthering Heights

Thank God someone paved the way for them...

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nitrosplicer

if you think jk was the first woman author, you don’t actually care about women authors.

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syrupie

Mary Shelley didnt fuck on her parents graves for this level of disrespect

Murasaki Shikibu didn’t invent the novel for this.

Christine de Pizan did not sit down at her desk and write The Book of the City of Ladies, advocating for women’s education and finding value in women of all social classes and backgrounds, in 1405 for this.

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ailorian

🎶SHAHARIZADE HAD A THOUSAND TALES🎶

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squeeful

Aphra Behn was not a spy for this level of disrespect

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ariassong

Baroness Orczy did not invent the masked vigilante just to be disrespected like this.

Gail Carson Levine didn’t basically create modern lore on fairies that Disney then based an entire franchise off of for this.

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𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐲

pairing: nishinoya yuu x reader

prompt: stargazing

word count: 924

A/N: sorry the first few days will be short because i have a lot of exams AHHHHH but i hope you enjoy anyway!!! god i love noya so much LMAO

complete fluffvember masterlist can be found here

There are three things that you know for sure about Nishinoya:

1) He loves volleyball.

2) He loves you, and certainly has no problem reminding you of that daily.

3) It’s nearly impossible to get him to sit still for more than a few minutes.

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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

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jukaidream

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

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caprifreak

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

This has worked before, so why not again?

I could really use a miracle. So why not

im super broke let’s see some magic people.

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HI WHEN I SAY UR WORKS R BEAUTIFUL I MEAN THEYRE BEAHTIFUL ok but anyways can I get headcanons for being bakugou’s s/o where they’re in a band and she’s the vocalist and he’s the drummer and he always just stares fondly cuz she’s so in to the music and all... thank you!!

yall boutta make me cry here ASDLAJSD

bakugo shows up early to rehearsal so he can talk to you for a while beforehand, does that cheesy shit where you sit in his lap while he teaches you to play the drums (god i’m soft), people have fan accs of you guys where they frequently post pictures of bakugo staring at you fondly, he has a little smile and all GOD asdlajsd i will literally cry rn, whenever interviewers ask shit like “how did the band get so big?”, he always answers:

“because we have the best fuckin’ vocalist in the world, obviously”

[filling some reqs in my inbox just to feel something LMAO, blacklist #hika pls go to sleep to avoid spam <3]

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Note: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez graduated Cum Laude from Boston University. 

Wasn’t she working as a bar tender before she got elected?

Folks on the right always seem very concerned that AOC was a bartender. They ignore her prestigious education and the fact that she graduated with distinction. They ignore that she has relevant degrees. And they ignore that she worked for the nonprofit National Hispanic Institute gaining relevant experience in activism.

I’ve also noticed that conservatives constantly complain about “elites.” They propped up “Joe Six Pack” because they felt too many lawmakers were out of touch and they wanted people who understood the common folk. Blue collar workers are the heart and soul of America, right? 

Did you know that nearly half of congress is filled with lawyers? And the rest are mostly businessmen. What do lawyers know about my life? What do lawyers know about struggling to pay bills? What do lawyers know about what it’s like to hold a low wage job? How are they supposed to represent me and my needs?

Do you know why AOC worked as a bartender? Her father died and her mother’s jobs as a house cleaner and bus driver were not enough to fight foreclosure. So Alexandria put her career ambitions on hold and got a job as a bartender to help her mom. Conservatives are all about “family values” right? AOC valued her family so much that she worked a grueling job out of love for her mom. 

And you want to trivialize that?  

AOC knows my struggle more than Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump. I have confidence that AOC will represent me and my family’s needs more so than any lawyer or businessman who is just looking to enrich themselves. 

Maybe we need a few more bartenders and a few less lawyers. 

Republicans: “Work hard and get a better job, snowflakeAOC: *works hard and gets a better job* Republicans: “N-No, not like that”

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quiyst

These are the same people who gave Representative Ocasio-Cortez shit for wearing a reasonably priced but professional outfit for her first day in Congress, saying that she “sure wasn’t acting like her bartender/common-person roots.” Like, was she supposed to wear a bartender’s apron?

People will go to any lengths to justify their mysogyny, racism, or both.

Besides, wasn’t Trump a multi-failure bankrupted businessman and failing reality show host before HE got elected?

Bitch, please.

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