Osamu & Bokuto headcanons bish GO
ysfkhfladkjh my 2 fave bby boys
Bokuto -
he definitely buys you pads. and better yet he knows everything about them. he knows you’d prob prefer the ones with the wings because they don’t shift so much and he always gets two types - the days one and the overnight pads just in case. you’ll complain once about cramps and he’ll be like whispering to you “is it...y’know?” because he has two older sisters. this man has no fucking clue how or why it even happens but he goes with it, and he has no shame standing in line with period pads for you.
bokuto has a praise kink 100%. as someone on tiktok once said - if you don’t want to walk for a few days, praise him.
bokuto loves his thicc girls - thicc thighs, thicc everything because they’re so soft and cuddly and sexy wow.
bokuto has a wild streak of jealousy. if you have guy friends that you get along with well that he doesn’t know, he’ll do that squinty eye thing and loiter around behind you trying to be intimidating yet chill. and if you don’t pay enough attention to him, he’ll cling to you from behind until you’re done talking and they go away.
“who’re they?”
“my friends. remember? from high school, the one’s i was telling you about the other day.”
“mhm.”
like, he’ll be boiling with jealousy but he’ll try not to show it even tho you can always tell.
bokuto falls in love at first sight. some super cute girl walking past him and he’ll literally show off as best he can just to make sure you notice him - and he’ll look at you to make sure you saw him. (and then he’ll find out if anyone knows you just so they can introduce him to you.)
this is only a few of the many, many hc I have for our favourite himbo. i'm going to write him!!! soon!!!
Osamu -
he likes a person who can eat. as soon as he sees you eating his food once (and praising him for it) he’ll be plotting to fatten you up with meals. you’re his taste-tester when he decides on adding something to his menu.
osamu is super observant on people’s habits and mannerisms. if he finds out you like to be touched to show affection, you bet he’ll be doing that. you’re forgetful and often misplace things? he always picks your stuff up and puts it somewhere obvious so you don’t panic, or memorises where you put them. you don’t like someone? well then, he doesn’t either.
he likes to argue - mostly because he enjoys getting a rise out of you. it’s nothing big ever, and always about minor things, and he apologises after having his laugh.
osamu a fighter. he doesn’t drink often - and you learn that later on because he just ends up in brawls and drunken fist fights because someone even looked at you oddly. you really can’t take him out anywhere.
osamu hates long distance travelling because one time, on a long train ride, atsumu threw up on him. and he’s despised it ever since.
osamu likes the beach - but he hates sand because it’s fucking messy.