@elysha1995 / elysha1995.tumblr.com
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Left inside jacket pocket because I am right-handed and that's the pocket I can reach with my right hand. If no jacket is present, left trousers pocket because the right one is where I have been putting my keys for 25 years, and it's too late to change. If wearing cargo trousers, usually right cargo pocket.
i love my little cousin to death because he’s at that little kid stage where he has absolutely no speech filter so i know EXACTLY what type of shit his conservative mom has been feeding him. kid pulled our other cousin aside and went “DID YOU KNOW ICARUS LOOKS LIKE A BOY BUT HES ACTUALLY A GIRL?” (he also has yet to master volume control) and it’s so fucking funny because his mom acts all polite and friendly to my face only for her son to instantly expose who she actually is. king shit. unintentional ally
TEARS IN MY EYES HE DID IT AGAIN. he essentially yelled out “whoever speaks first is a faggot” (bc their parents were trying to get them to be quiet so he decided to make it a game.) and his dad went to reprimand him for it and the little guy went “but you say it all the-“ before his dad cut him off by going “no, i’ve never said it” i’m obsessed with this little dude consistently outing how bigoted his parents are without even realizing he’s doing it 😭
the context for the first thing is that op is a trans person named icarus but i 100% thought it was some weird conservative conspiracy about a transgender icarus From The Myths and i was trying to figure out what part of the wing thing made them a woman.
[house voice] god, it’s brutal out here
And they actually met 😭
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/04/09/solar-eclipse-new-york-teacher/
dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior
Sharing this post with my friend who is a dentist. Will report back.
Tumblr users when they introduce a silly little button
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I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
Remembering back to last summer when the Netflix Canada Twitter account absolutely convinced me I was in a coma
Some context
Any character can have big naturals if you imagine hard enough, like Walter White
Oh so people will reblog among us yaoi but not Walter White Big Naturals huh
Subject: above post
Dear @guiltiest-gear,
Hi! This post is alright but what really intrigues me is your mention of "among us yaoi." If you don't mind, could you elaborate on that subject? Thank you in advance!
Sincerely,
Subject: Re: above post
Dear @that-house,
Thank you for asking and for your continued interest in my posts! Among us yaoi is gay sex between two crewmates, perhaps including the impostor as well. Hope this answers your question.
Sincerely,
Subject: Re: Re: above post
Dear @guiltiest-gear,
Thank you for getting back to me so quickly! Your response answers some of my questions but raises an important follow-up question: is among us yaoi a form of yuri? I look forward to your reply.
Sincerely,
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Dear @that-house,
Thanks again for your questions! Among us yuri could technically be another form of yuri, as crewmates and impostors are often not depicted as either male or female in any clear or obvious resemblance. Although one could investigate the genders of said crewmates to give an exact determination of whether it would be yaoi, yuri, or straight sex, it matters not in the end. Love is love after all. Thank you again for your continued support.
Sincerely,
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Dear @guiltiest-gear,
This world is so full of wonder! Thank you for explaining the complexities of among us yaoi and/or yuri to me. Please never email me again, as this was a harrowing experience I do not wish to repeat. Thank you and goodbye.
Sincerely,
AND SCENE! OK EVERYONE THAT'S A WRAP FOR TODAY, GREAT JOB OUT THERE. JADE, I LOVED WHAT YOU DID TYING THE CLASSIC "I SEE NO DIFFERENCE, LOVE IS LOVE" MEME INTO THE EXISTING DISCUSSION, FUCKING PHENOMENAL IMPROVISED LINE. WE'RE GONNA RUN THIS CUT BY SOME TEST AUDIENCES AND SEE IF WE NEED TO DO A RESHOOT, BUT GREAT JOB TODAY. AWESOME STUFF. I'M GONNA GO DO A LINE OF COKE IN MY OFFICE. PEACE
Oh so this is what we're doing now
top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”
All this, but also “my agent has blackmailed me, Julliard-trained Val Kilmer, into taking this role, which somehow I’ve been offered after giving the worst audition of my life, absolutely tanking it on purpose, so I’m…” etc
I mean, the hilarity of both Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer not wanting to do Top Gun vs what it has morphed into in their careers. It wasn’t until recently that I heard Bruckheimer‘s story of how Cruise was on the fence about the role, so they arranged for him to take a ride with the Blue Angels. And the Blues were like “We are going to make this pretty boy actor soooo sick, he will never go near a plane again” and then when they were back on the ground after Tom Cruise was like “That. Was. AWESOME!” and it was maybe the moment he became Tom Cruise Absolute Madman
it also should be known that tom cruise showed up to be flown by the blue angels fresh off the set of LEGEND (1985 dir. ridley scott) where he played a wood sprite(?), had long hair, looked even twinkier than he did in top gun, and spent the whole movie completely covered in glitter. so when the reagan era pilots who were tasked with flying the pretty boy actor to convince him to represent them in a movie all immediately decided That Twink Needs Obliterating it’s important to know that they were looking homophobically at a long haired, glittery, 22 year old twink that actually liked being obliterated. go figure.
Not to come back to this over a year later but. He looked like this.
Two of my favorite things
THE CHOCOLATE MAN MADE A CHOCOLATE MAN
Hit him where it hurts, Cassandra! (Apollo is the WORST.)
I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!
Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.
At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.
We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”
THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.
oh my god
there was only one bed
but it was STAGED
I love this so much
New Fanfic Trope Unlocked!!!!!
AU:There was only one bed - by design👀
Fake dating or only one bed?
Fake only one bed
THE TROPE HAS LEVELED UP
“orchestrated bed scarcity” is my new favorite phrase
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the “god DAMNIT” kills me Every Time
Zac’s hesitation does it for me.
