There's something gloriously obscene about movies. The idea of spending a hundred million dollars and several lifetimes to create a single work of art that's not very good
it’s like when you see a medieval building that kind of sucks. This thing ate three generations of people’s tax money just to look like that
1993 / 2022
Dr. ELLIE SATTLER, Dr. ALAN GRANT, Dr. IAN MALCOLM
They’re all hotter?
They’re all hotter.
They ARE all hotter
This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL
Plotting, scheming, etc.
what did Europeans even do before google maps.
how did y'all find your streets
me: please....please just put signs on them...
The Dublin street layout engineer I've trapped in my basement: if you aren't smart enough to solve my Riddles Three and find the ancient cornerstone, older than your fucking country, upon which I've etched a tiny cipher that, when cracked, reveals what street you're on, then you shouldn't be in fucking Ireland [spits out blood]
Me: I DIDNT EVEN HIT YOU. WHERE DID YOU GET THE BLOOD
There’s a city in Germany, Mannheim, where the city center is laid out on a grid, but instead of naming the roads they named the blocks. So your grocery store might be on block L5. and that refers to, like, the square on the grid paper where the building is, rather than the street on which the building is.
Which like, ok fine. you’d assume the numbers go in order one way, and the letters go in order perpendicular to that.
They do not do that.
fckucking hwhat
Please don't lump us all in with Mannheim. Most of Germany has perfectly serviceable signage.
@useless-germanyfacts back me up here!
what @hinekoakahi said
The holy trinity
All I'm saying is orc stretches
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The Forbidden Pool
Every so often a note will blow through my notifs telling me “Um actually the water is only radioactive at the bottom so it’s perfectly safe to swim here” yeah bitch swim in the reactor pool see if I fucking care
had a nightmare they continued the big bang theory without jim parsons by having Sheldon invent a machine that turned him back into the kid from Young Sheldon but it turned into a horror serial where he was hunting down the rest of the cast trying to get them to go in the machine too but none of them wanted to be kids again but he kept outsmarting them when they hid until the climax where Leonard pushed him into the machine and he turned back into a baby who they gave to an orphanage and they were like “it’s finally over….. we’re free” but then they got back to the apartment and Baby Sheldon was sat on the couch and he said bazinga and shot them
You only needed the first 9 words
tom hardy saying he feels at odds with his status as a male action hero bc he feels "intrinsically feminine" is miles and miles more gender fuckery than anything harry styles has done in his entire career
woman moment
gummi sharks in their natural jello habitat (study originally)
"We confess to having more respect and honour for the raggedest child of the poorest labourer in Ireland today than for any, even the most virtuous, descendant of the long array of murderers, adulterers and madmen who have sat upon the throne of England." - James Connolly
Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears
Gender affirming surgery of give me vampire fangs
Gender affirming surgery of give me teifling horns
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