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@jackywilbs-blog / jackywilbs-blog.tumblr.com

I'm Pi | 16 | Canada
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my sense of humor:

  • suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)
  • staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment
  • *points at a garbage can* “that’s me”
  • zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat
  • *something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”
  • “what are you doing” “my best”
  • shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)
  • “Bees?”
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Facebook gonna explode when they find out about Mr Krab and Papaw next month

They still tryna stop Kony

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peeing on my roommate’s clean laundry

and wiping with it

that’s for eating my ramen

Ramen is 4/$1 you dirty broke bitch

What the fuck

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I feel so sorry for everyone who’s treated me badly because I’m literally an angel and it’s such a loss on their behalf

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reblogged

Phil: I got like 80,000 views on YouTube Mitch: wow!!

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People laugh when I try to explain Canada’s vast climate and geography:

Like how in Manitoba, we have sand dunes in the Spruce Woods Provincial park

They just kind of hang out in the middle of the prairies.

Then there’s the desert in Drumheller, Alberta, complete with wild cacti:

And then there are the rain forests in British Columbia:

…where you can find cute little fluffies like the Spirit Bear.

And then of course we have the tundra we’re so famous for.  It looks a little different in the summer though:

but  in the winter it looks just like you think it would

Then, of course, the Rockies and all their many, many lakes

There’s the fjords in Newfoundland

Our boreal forests look particularly stunning in the fall

We even have beaches…really nice ones too!

…anyway…I think it’s really cool. It’s not all igloos and snow drifts, you know!

Will trade soul for citizenship

Wow. I will trade my soul as well.

matvrity

Proud to be a canadien ☺️☺️

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