my sense of humor:
- suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)
- staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment
- *points at a garbage can* “that’s me”
- zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat
- *something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”
- “what are you doing” “my best”
- shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)
- “Bees?”
Facebook gonna explode when they find out about Mr Krab and Papaw next month
They still tryna stop Kony
me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad Time me: good nite
This is Tumblr in a nut shell
peeing on my roommate’s clean laundry
and wiping with it
that’s for eating my ramen
Ramen is 4/$1 you dirty broke bitch
What the fuck
I feel so sorry for everyone who’s treated me badly because I’m literally an angel and it’s such a loss on their behalf
person: the original song is always better than the cover
me:
Phil: I got like 80,000 views on YouTube Mitch: wow!!
People laugh when I try to explain Canada’s vast climate and geography:
Like how in Manitoba, we have sand dunes in the Spruce Woods Provincial park
They just kind of hang out in the middle of the prairies.
Then there’s the desert in Drumheller, Alberta, complete with wild cacti:
And then there are the rain forests in British Columbia:
…where you can find cute little fluffies like the Spirit Bear.
And then of course we have the tundra we’re so famous for. It looks a little different in the summer though:
but in the winter it looks just like you think it would
Then, of course, the Rockies and all their many, many lakes
There’s the fjords in Newfoundland
Our boreal forests look particularly stunning in the fall
We even have beaches…really nice ones too!
…anyway…I think it’s really cool. It’s not all igloos and snow drifts, you know!
Will trade soul for citizenship
Wow. I will trade my soul as well.
Proud to be a canadien ☺️☺️