you jack off all trades?

When you’re in an egg-and-spoon race and you gotta check that the little mf didn’t fall off the spoon

RED ALERT RED ALERT THE OOZE HAS ESCAPED FROM THE LABORATORY AND ITS KISSING PEOPLE SO SWEETLY ON THE CHEEK

every day i clock into the toxic sludge factory and make slimes and goos of all kinds

bedelia at the end of season 3

[tearing at my hair] no love however brief is wasted no love however brief is wasted no love however brief is wasted

All my love came from me and that remains all my love came from me and that remains all my love came from me and that remains

— Clarice Lispector, from Why This World: A Biography of Clarice Lispector

— Nelly Sachs, from “The Seeker.”

kira cyan

realistically hannibal could’ve had will straight up murdering people by episode two if he had just rounded up a few animal abusers for him to go buck wild on. think smarter not harder dr. lecter come on now

portrait of a lady on fire (2019)

argentina vs france (2022)

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

You milked Henry VIII?!?

let me suck your titties for emotional support reasons

Do any other neurodivergent ppl, especially adhd ppl, walk around and basically chant things to remember them? This morning I was walking around my house saying "what am I doing? What am I doing what am I doing? Im making coffee I'm making coffee I'm making coffee I'm making coffee! I'm making coffee." and continued to chant so I didn't get distracted AAND SHIT I JUST GOT DISTRACTED BY MAKING THIS POST FUCK GODDAMN IT

A pictures worth a thousand words

literally every ‘wholesome’ hannigram scene always has the most fucked up context its so funny 

they just watched a social worker crawl out of a dead horse’s body 

I’m sorry they what

i could glow pink in the night in my room if i wanted to. if i felt like it.