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he comin’

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HE IS HERE!!!!!!

Someone call the police

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this video really helped me feel more confident that i was washing my hands the right way

This is so helpful :O

im absolutely obsessed with this video

so i walked into the lab today and i did a double take because i saw

a friend

a tiny friend

a tiny origiami dragon friend

TINY GOOD GREEN BOI!!

Encounter: an extremely small Green Dragon

I raise you: a super extremely small Purple Dragon

People who are younger than you but taller

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

People who are younger than you

People

Being turned into a llama

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

yeah… weird

Fuck you op this made coffee come out of my fucking nose it wasn’t even that funny fuck you

I hate journalists so much it’s unreal

i’m not taking ANY CHANCES this time around!!!!!

THE VERY FIRST FUCKING VILLAGER TO MY CAMPSITE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

i was checking out who was on my blog and

whY

ARE YOU

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN 

i have been informed that this is  hawaii 

This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful

When they were 1st talking about closing school for a couple weeks, I overheard a conversation

“how does closing help, instead of 200 cases next week, we’ll get 200 cases over the next month.”

“Yeah, and 200 cases over a month is easier to handle than 200 cases in 1 week.”

“Oh, yeah.”

concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods

what is a customer? a miserable little pile of coupons