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alien

@hisokaschwing / hisokaschwing.tumblr.com

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windsroad

why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching

dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay

look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself

pileofknives

fuck a “personal bubble”, stay out of my

BLOOD CIRCLE

So glad that non-scouts can appreciate the term blood circle properly.

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Things that need to be left in 2015

  • 3rd wave Feminism - Seriously that shit needs to go.
  • Otherkin- Sad and pathetic but very very funny.
  • Trigger warnings and safe spaces - You’re an adult , act like it you will not be coddled.
  • Male tears and making fun of men for having emotions - Do I really need to explain?
  • Endorsing obesity and a unhealthy life style. - I’m talking to you pro fat community.
  • Being PC- learn to take a joke not everything is offensive.
  • Doxxing- MY private info is MY private info not the worlds. Grow up.
  • Bullying artist to the point of attempted suicide - Seriously what makes you think it’s okay to do this to someone? 
  • Shoplifting community - You’re not stealing for survival, there for you shouldn’t be stealing.
  • SJW’s - Once again must I explain. 
  • Self diagnosing - If your not a health care professional then don’t make medical diagnoses.
  • Rape culture- It doesn’t exist , no one promotes rape, our culture doesn’t promote it.
  • Yes all men - I’m looking at you sjw and feminist . Its just stereotyping men and degrading them. And I though your movements were about equality?
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listen, yeah, tumblr is unhinged and full of clowns but it’s unhinged in a way that has coherence. the clownery has continuity. you could reference memes from 6 years ago and people would still get it. you could make jokes from long-dead shows and someone could still understand the weird cryptic hieroglyphic language of internet culture. there’s institutional memory here. where else am i gonna get that? twitter? twitter is just 5-minute rage cycles and blue check marks with too much hubris

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you guys do know prejudice exists for reasons other than racial right? like,, you do know people experience bigotry for religious, cultural, classist, and economic reasons right? RIGHT?

According to the 2020 World Watch List (WWL), 8 Christians are killed daily for their faith. Every week, 182 churches or Christian buildings are attacked. Every month, 309 Christians are imprisoned due to their faith. The top 50 countries worldwide that oppress Christians total 260 million Christians suffering ‘high to severe’ levels of persecution, up 15 million from 2019. Under the 50 countries, at least another 50 million Christians are facing martyrdom for their beliefs in 23 other countries.

1 in 8 Christians worldwide face persecution. 2 in 5 Asian Christians now face high levels of persecution. Christians are oppressed, and we need to stop being euro-centric.

Even in Europe church attacks are on the rise and people keep getting injured or killed. I saw a US map of church attacks too. Bigots just don’t want to let go of their scapegoat.

It’s also super fascinating that tumblr has decided Christianity is a monolith as if Protestants and Catholics haven’t been trying to kill each other for centuries

^thisss, ex-fundie atheists are always so shocked at the answers I give as a Catholic, like honey no offense but I do not abide by the teachings of Evangelicals and vice versa. Our histories and historic/current traumas are different. It’s not a hard concept to grasp.

Also, why don’t these people ever comment on the amount of Christians in Africa that are absolutely slaughtered by Muslims and pagans on a daily basis today, in 2020? Their lives matter...

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systlin

Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire

Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch

everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters

the mandalorians:

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tjdruid
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Guess the mental problem

ok he’s gay which is cringe but like his hair is beautiful wtf

being gay is cringe now?? holy shit what are you even doing on tumblr 🧎🏽

newsflash it always was, but god loves you anyways!

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“I don’t know who needs to hear this but… if you find yourself agreeing with the mainstream media, the millionaire celebrities, and the billionaire tech owners— you are not a part of the “resistance”. You’re a programmed sheep.”

— Candace Owens

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mgsiglesias

Forcing kids to transition: two horrific cases that EVERYONE needs to know

We’re in for a bad time.

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