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*Andro Queen*

@mcdoomish

Panromantic/Heterosexual/Cisgender [[She/Her]] I draw, I cook, and I had a pet Opossum named spencer
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ghostcrows
if you’re a (mostly) bald cartoon dude you have to wear this color scheme

#you forgot aang (michymouses28)

FUCK ur right

what is this weird trope..the color coded bald dude cult

IT’S HAPPENING

IT GOT BETTER

Just realized

Actually, there’s a reason for this. The human brain interprets round shapes as friendly, and the color yellow is associated with happiness and energy. So this design basically reads, “I’m a happy friend!” Its basically the most non threatening design you can have, which makes sense, even for Krillin and Saitama.

there’s not enough round or yellow in this world to convey eddie as non threatening

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flotorshi

Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

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impuretale

The episodes that don’t conform to this formula are also always the most interesting. These situations include:

1) I Didn’t Know My Cat Had PTSD and Has Gone Blind.

2) Your Cats Fight Because One of Them Doesn’t Know How to Speak Cat, and They’re Both Kinda Mad/Confused About It. 

3) Your Cat Sprays Everywhere? Get Them Fixed. Surprise Twist: They Were Fixed But It Was a Botched Operation.

4) We’re Going to Rescue 50+ Kittens, Take Them to Vegas, and Adopt Them All To Loving Homes.

5) This is Not a Cat. This is a Dog. 

Hang on what was number five?

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redactcat

real talk though people are taking the pokemon design thing waaay too seriously. theres people who are fucking furious about the designs and then theres people who are furious about the people being furious like please… it is a fun little movie about a fun little man.. going on a fun little adventure in a little detective hat… please…

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honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

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Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.

fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows

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tinybed

me: a scared kitten

God: grabbing me by my nape, rendering my body immovable

me: surrendering to God and letting him wash me in a sink

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When boys show their emotions and not act closed off for no damn reason 😩😚😛😍😍😍👀😏😏💯💯🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽😚😍💯💯❤️❤️❤️❤️👄👅💦 need me a freak like that 😚😚😏😏😍😍💯💯💯🙌🏽🍆💦👅

which boys? link me

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thesnadger
Griffin: Have you guys ever made up ice cream lyrics?
Travis, clearly eager to make up ice cream lyrics: No!
Griffin, voice light with sadism: Juice, you wanna try making up some ice cream lyrics?
Justin, who clearly did not want to make up ice cream lyrics: …I’d love to.
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Asra, doing a tarot reading: I don’t know what’s going on here, like I keep getting “The Fool” over and over again? Every card I pull. The whole deck is just “The Fool” now. Which shouldn’t even be physically possible.
Lucio, a fucking fool: Figures
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benfoldsone

this is some horror movie shit

Examining the other evidence, we find:

  • Feeds other people his own blood
  • An affinity for crucifixes
  • Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it
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theloa

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can’t turn into a bat

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thyrell

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

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