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LIVIN LIKE A BUG AIN'T EASY

@acepresso / acepresso.tumblr.com

Roz/Maya - 27 -she/her - ISTJ - Leo
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I went out to buy a hat today and when I looked at the clearance section it was mostly red hats.

I think that people are so repulsed by MAGA hats that they’re refusing to buy regular red hats.

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Seahorse nails!  The edges need cleaned up obvs, I’ll get to it.

I’ve bullied @knettering into painting a few seahorse themed tattoo designs for me.  I can’t afford to get the tattoo quite yet, but I CAN afford to do my nails with this cute seahorse pattern stamp right now!

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steve minecraft: hm. i need to eat something

steve: (takes out four coocked chickens)

steve: JDKFKAKFNWAJDJDBHEJDEJIDDJSJDJFJSJCIDJSNDKCDMAMIDJSJFNJSKNFNFxjcj.

JJGJSNDNSJZKWOROYODKJSNDJFKSIDJJDENEJUSIDFNENSNJDJDJDNENEEJEDJDJ.

JFDJDJSKDKGMXJKWKRTIEKDWJKDMFMENEKKFDKSMSMMEWKDKODKDMSSKKDKDK.

FOGKEORKYKKDKCKEOXKEMxAOSCOKFKEKFGISJSNDJFJFJNRNDJQORORIEIWURJDUD.

#mood tho
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every episode of beat bobby flay

competitor: i make the best shrimp ramen in the world
bobby: i've literally never heard of a shrimp or a ramen but i'm going to look at what he's doing
competitor: every day i hand-make noodles according to a 2000-some year old recipe passed down directly from jesus christ himself
bobby: i'm gonna put in some tomatillos and corn
the ladies who are just there to heckle bobby i guess: fuck you bobby flay
the judges: wow i can't even tell who made which but this shrimp ramen that is literally actually huevos rancheros is the clear winner
bobby: lol i win again
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