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what is wrong with meeee

@lilboyliam-blog / lilboyliam-blog.tumblr.com

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Person: You don't talk much!
Me: I'm observing your weaknesses since you're so freely verbalizing everything about yourself.
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the future

[white house phone rings]
blue ivy: hello?
secret service member: miss president, dr. west is on the phone.
blue ivy: well put her on, I told you she has clearance
north west: hey blue
blue ivy: hello north, how did your last neuro molecular surgery go?
north: good, good, how's dismantling capitalism with your unique and inventive system of government that the country unanimously agrees on going?
blue: ok, im kind of tired though. are you going to fashion week?
north: i can't, we have to administer the anti aging serum that's keeping nicki minaj alive forever
blue: oh yeah. is her house really made entirely of her melted down platinum records?
north: that's classified but yes.
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