Why the hell do I find this amusing
is it just me or do you guys also feel that theres something about disney movies that brings out the child in us? specially the 90s kids
i can relate! growing up as a disney kid and seeing all these sequels and remakes being made (eg lion king and aladdin) bring so much nostalgia!!! like watching the FIRST SCREENING of incredibles 2 made me feel like a kid again and watching remakes and pointing out similar scenes makes me feel like a disney expert!!!
i wonder if theres like a disney expert test???
well id surely ace it
as a Disney expert and an expert in wasting time, i’m proud to share my list of Disney expert quizzes and I challenge you to beat my scores and see how much of a Disney expert you are
Disney Experts Only:
- Can You Name These Movies By Their First Line?
- Can you ace this “90s Disney Movie Two Truths And A Lie Quiz?
- Can you win this Disney dog quiz?!
- How much do you know about these fairytales that inspired popular disney films?
Extra!!
- Who’s your disney prince based on your zodiac sign?
- Can we guess your disney husband based on your love life?
- Your Disney Favorite will determine your age
- Your favorite disney movie may determinate your career
- If your parents were a disney couple, who would they be?
- Your birthday will reveal which disney princess you are
- Answer these questions to reveal “which incredible” character you are
Me: I’m gonna ace this!
[Answer option: This person voiced this character]
Me: I watched them all dubbed in Spanish but go off I guess
Apps To Kill Time On
Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.
These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?
P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.
Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life
- Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
- Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
- Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
- Tiktok - coolest videos on the internet (top 10 app in the world)
- Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories
- Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone
- Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better
- Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
- Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️
- Hempire - become a plant mogul
- Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
- Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters
- Betternet - free proxy VPN, like Hotspot, try both and see which you prefer
- Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire
- Golf Orbit - ever played golf on mars?
- Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗
- 1Q - get paid to answer simple questions
- Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon
- Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit
- Spill it - drop balls and break glass
- Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard
- Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?
- Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer
- Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets
- Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds
- Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus
- Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe
- Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game
- Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing
- Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
- Hole - fuck up a city muahaha
- Dosh - get paid to shop
- Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af
You’re welcome 😉
did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday
special ordered them from the bank
nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work
thats…thats $100, right?
@ you weebs
2,000/10=200
Two hundred dollar power move
#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me #It’s my bragging right #Even Gaud can’t take that away
You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes
Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.
i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t
the answers keep getting worse better
Guys it’s 50$.
what the hell.
honey no
This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion
kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”
i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23
once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”
We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”
I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”
our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’
once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”
My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”
I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.
I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”
On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,
“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”
One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”
I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it. So I picked it up and asked her what it was.
“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.
“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked. I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.” “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable.
She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”
I haven’t been the same since.
nobody likes the “bad boys” who insult and degrade their partners while wearing pastel polos with popped collars, people like REAL bad boys who wear leather jackets and take a lot of care in how they shape their pompadour and carry around stiletto switchblades and care about their communities and ride a motorcycle and rebel against the government and says stuff like “NOBODY insults my gal” and gets in fistfights with dudes who catcall their girlfriends. THOSE bad boys are the guys everyone wants.
We want the boys society says are bad, not actually bad boys
Classic bad boys went against the mainstream masculine society of their time. They embraced attributes that were considered girly: longer hair, use of hair products, appreciation in their appearance, enjoyment of art and music. They rebelled against the notion that as soon as you left high school you needed to work a respectable job, get married, and have 2.5 children. They were bad because they didn’t follow what society said a man should be, and that’s why it was attractive
-c.n
““Will I ever get over my first love?” you ask. I tell you that’s too broad. You don’t “get over” someone you were once in love with. You can not simply just erase the adrenaline filled first touches, or the sunny cherry kissed afternoons spent dazed in their presence. You can’t fill the holes they once dug into the deepest part of your heart. You will always know them and they will always know you; they will always be a part of your deepest thoughts because they once had the privileged of hearing them. But what can happen is this. Those nights spent sitting alone in your room replaying the memories as your heart burns and your mind sinks will slowly turn into a still presence of just knowing who you once were. Those mornings started by a panicked realization they are gone will soon turn into admiring the sun peeking through the windows while you realize your sudden and subtle contentment. The pain of unrequited love fades. You let go of the fact that they don’t want you anymore. You realize you don’t need them to make you happy and you start to live for yourself. You realize that it ended for a reason; you were only meant to be together in the past and it simply is not fit for you anymore. You begin to take life for what it is and grow from every experience. Of course you still have love for them, but it is a different kind of love. It’s that distant love where you wish them the best but you aren’t desperate for their presence anymore. As you continue to move on you may think of them and reminisce on the old times, but you know the doors to the nights of screaming and crying over them have finally been locked. You’re on a new path now, and so are they. It’s the beautiful cycle of life and love.”
— a letter to my old self (via toxiccafe)
JET FUEL CAN’T MELT DANK MEMES
OOH MY GOD, IM GLAD I READ THIS
i hate this
I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
@tabbran please add lemon man story to this
That was a wild goddamn ride
god this was worth the read
That is not what I was expecting when I hit unmute, but I’m so glad I did.
imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god
Like this was a ride but also like wow you literally don’t know anything about the amish.
first of all bitch i’m mixed my mom is amish and my dad is port of recon i guarantee i know more than you
NOT LOVE, ACTUALLY, angelea l. (via wildfairy)