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today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them
today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie
I hate that you're right and that I understood all of that.
Thank you, Snoop Logg...
It's a Christmas miracle. I've finally released the first peek at the long awaited Danny V Christmas Album! Just in time for the big day, here's a 2014 Burnout-era track that, at this time, is the most complete song of the whole dang project. Always wanted to try my hand at "Jingle Bell Rock" lmao Anyways, if you like it, share it with your pals. It's still Christmas on the American West Coast after all...
love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand
Extremely funny forever how “pee is stored in the balls” got turned into wholesome shit like “love is stored in the cat” or whatever. Like do you guys even realize. The balls
My favorite videogame turned 30 years old today... the greatest FPS ever, Doom! I cannot stress enough how important this game was to me in my youth, my teens, and even adulthood. It is a primary reason why I got into being a musician, gave me limitless inspiration in art and prose, and allowed Kid Me to dabble with making games - something I've always wanted to do. I realize this sorta thing is important to only me, but please watch anyways. It's just that important, y'all.
*cough cough* is this still on? I honestly can't remember the last time I was on here, but hey, if this post hits your feed in any way, take some time out of your day and listen to some new music from a certified Spaghetti Man from Modesto CA! These are three existential, self-aware songs about being stuck in situations that are deeper than they seem. "Glass World" is an acoustic ballad about being trapped in places you'd rather not be in while everyone else gets to walk free. "Empty Rooms" is about the struggle of the average local musician who plays a set and finds they have no audience to watch them. "Can't Be a Player" is about addressing and accepting jealousy over your friends' success and keeping it in check by reminding oneself you've no right to say any of that if you're not out doing what they're doing too. This music is worth your 15 minutes! Please share if this resonates with you.
it’s 10:42 PST. it’s beer crab time
Like if you’d top off his Guinness.
Reblog to have this one with him.
Ignore to step on a really sharp rock next time you’re at the beach.
happy birthday to the greatest promo in wrestling history
i'd only ever seen the typography version before, so here's that if you've only seen the actual promo before!
fun fact: due to being out on injury, kurt angle was NOT added to the mix, and so Samoa Joe's chances did NOT drastic go down
as a result, Samoa Joe won at Sacrifice
wallace gromited so that chicken run. is this something
well you can’t say i didn’t try ❤️
i’m in spain rn and i said wallace gromited so that chicken run to my friend on the bus and the woman in front of us looked back at us then pulled out english duolingo
All four omnimech blueprints by Steve Venters restored and cleaned up. You can find all four restored omnimech blueprints here in 7000x5000 resolution here: https://lensdump.com/a/E4Noc
You can find the vector graphics versions and the cleaned scan versions in a neat zip archive here, where you can fiddle around with the vector graphics versions yourselves: https://mega.nz/file/JPRm2J7a#zBrqW2-XBirVurv8ccCcEF5C60CtS1tW1WYpfmqjndE
Thanks to Phosix for the vector graphics tips and Mathias Hess for the help with the scans
Sewiously, Pom Pom.
If y’all ever need pictures of animals tucked into bed please do not hesitate to hit my line I have a very small folder specifically for that
Actually here you all go
am i constantly tired? yes.
but am i staying awake when i should be sleeping? also yes.
