I want a sitcom which is just every single Shakespeare character as college students in a dorm building. 

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

someone help him pls

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

where I grew up in California not only is “dude” generally non-gender-specific, half of the time it doesn’t even refer to a person at all.

I said it to a faucet today. 

A customer once came to me to order a sandwich and said “I want this dude”

Dude is more than a word, it’s an emotion. 

dude is a way of life

#oh my god

That’s what they said

I love how many of them are praying

man that one in the front right corner just does not give a fuck

And by looking at that picture, you can experience the roller coaster… vicariously.

even better than the one in the front right corner: the one in the front middle who’s like HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

Wait but there are more! 

Now this is the sort of quality religious content I want to see on my dashboard

SEEMS LIKE A HELL OF A RIDE

HOLY WATER SLIDE

I am fucking dying

“The ice was soo spicy, 1 star”

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

creds to twitter

Me

Me when my boss gives me actual work to do

pitch for new nhl refs uniform

me @ las vegas expansion draft:

Me @ the Rangers

Mitch Marner with Team Canada photo bomb

The Pittsburgh Penguins: An Elite Analysis

their shots? WACK their zone entries? WACK their turnovers? WACK the way they take stupid penalties? WACK  the way they can’t posses the fuckin puck? WACK

Flower? he’s