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It’s that time!!!!

Tag yaselves yanks 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

anyway *breathes poison mist at you*

*doesnt notice bc im properly following CDC guidelines for face masks and public gatherings*

fetishizing that old man’s self destructive tendencies

i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually

Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.

I jacked off twice today.

I also jacked off twice today. You wanna FaceTime for round three?

not before I go do my deadlifts. I've got 406 lbs, 4 reps, 9 sets today.

Have a great time! :)

"That should be long enough for me to jack off at least two more times. He'll stand no chance against my empty balls and desensitized dick. I'll be sure to win this session."

Thanks bestie, I will!

"If he were Kira, he'd likely to use this time to jack off again... No... Maybe several times. It would be wise to bring my stroker with me to the gym so I can get at least another load out between sets. Such a dangerous foe, one can never be too cautious."

cool, thanks!

og post

Ran up to take a picture of this person's car and ummmm they were still.in their car. And it was #awkwardddd

It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.

It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.

No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.

local horse woman voted most Male Living Space of all time

sigma mare behavior part two

sapphic horse house tour - finale

mimi's wardrobe

ﾟ+*:ꔫ:*+

(unfinished art from 2020)

more digi-doodles from 2020🌠

Hands down my fave thing about hurricane season is when zoos put their birds in the bathroom to protect them from the wind and we get images like this

Photo from St Augustine Alligator Farm

new gay relationship chart just dropped go ham

an important addition

some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo

the best part of this is when you ask "who wants to do a shower pact" and you get a half dozen friends all rolling up saying "the pact is sealed". faustian behavior

imagine trying to shame someone for saying hi then posting it online like its a gotcha. Hope that 41 year old king found better hole that appreciates his young mind